Dating a stripper... Who's done it?

KEEPITTRILLA

soon as i catch the vibe tell em 2 fetch th hearse
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obvious troll thread gtfo
 

ThumpDaddy

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:damn: your daughter is half stripper!
And you know what's really messed up. When I take her to the playground, she can slide down the pole and stop herself 1/2 way down. I was like, "look at this shyt here". Her other friends try to do it and either fall or burn themselves from the friction.

Does she ever try to grow the puss @ you?
She used to when she was married. She got married less than a year after we broke up. I used to hit it a couple of times when I wanted to but I stopped after she had her 2nd child with someone that wasn't her husband. At the time she was about 5'8" and about 165lbs. People thought she weighed about 130lbs but she played tennis so her weight was in her thighs, legs, and chest. But now she has lost all of that weight. She's down to a size 2 and "maybe" weighs about 110lbs-115lbs. She's one of those people that lost too much weight, when her head looks too big for her body. She just turned 30 but she looks 40. She thinks it's cute but, it really isn't.
 
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won't the friction of two condoms make them more likely to tear?

And you know what's really messed up. When I take her to the playground, she can slide down the pole and stop herself 1/2 way down. I was like, "look at this shyt here". Her other friends try to do it and either fall or burn themselves from the friction.
:damn:
 

MrNoFlyZone

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Half these everyday office h*es playin the game dirty on their dudes.

Atleast you knew up front your brawd showin her pu$$y.
 

-G$-

...fresh outta fux...
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andre patton

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NOTHING gets by this guy.
mensa & cum laude & valedictorian & etc

sarcasm aside...hollywood tries to make people think there are all these women out there who just strip to make ends meet, feed they kids, whatever. they just normal people who feel comfortable enough with their body to show it off and maximize their earning potential.

i've met about 50 strippers...i used to work for an adult entertainment company...none of them have even came close to the above portrayal. these hoes is not no julia roberts in pretty woman...fukkin stripper with a heart of gold.
 
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