Dating An Escort…

[The Emperor]

So I picked up this thot-tastic 21 year old off tinder the other day. Pleasant person. But she gave off mad hookerish/bedwenchy/hustler vibes.

My spidey senses were confirmed when she texted me that she wanted to tell me something about her that she didn't want to text.

Called her up and she said, "Hey, I escort sometimes. Is that okay?"

My response: "It's pretty obvious. And yeah, it's hard out here in these recessionary times. Hahahaha"

"So you're not mad?"

"Not at all, let's talk after I get back into the city."

Now, how do I play this situation? Can I turn into the dude that gets all the money?

Bruh you a bit of a know it all who has strong opinions that I don't agree with but let me say this...
If you want to be something successful and positive in life abandon this desire.

It's a thin line between pimpin and getting that homeland security charge...

 

[The Nigerian]

Bruh you a bit of a know it all who has strong opinions that I don't agree with but let me say this...
If you want to be something successful and positive in life abandon this desire.

It's a thin line between pimpin and getting that homeland security charge...

Yeah. The whole thing seems sketchy as fvck. Plus, it seems like this would bring out a very dark part of my soul.

I didn't join the military for the same reason.

Never sold drugs for the same reason.

Stayed away from juugs and licks for the same reason.

Back to the cube.

 

[beenz]

So you supposedly work for corporate america, but needed to venture into the booming market of water because there was just so much untapped potential, only to get run out by a competitor because you and your partners have a tenuous understanding of copyright/trademark law. Yet you kept your job at corporate america and somehow manage to do standup at coffee shops because there is a shortage of comedians and thats a market you want to tap into. But WAIT there is more! Now you are dating a prostitute and you want to figure out how to get financially involved in an illegal industry.

well it does sound totally ridiculous once you spell it out like that

 

[beenz]

Get money, I had the same experiance. I was talking to a girl and as I always do I google the name, email and telephone number and she popped up on redbook. I asked her about it and she just acted suprised but opened up abou it. She had a vibe about her which set of my signals. Crazy thing is she had a day job. We became friends then she became my roomate. Never got to breaking her and it became a mess. So I wouldnt suggest being intimate but if she needs a manager step up

why would you move a hoe in your house to be your roommate after finding out she's a real hoe?????

 

[concise]

i'd say probably like 90% of nikkas just stumble onto the game...

and 100% of the time its a chick who just see u and is like " i need u to do his for me"
aint no real nikka up n chose to pimp a hoe one day

 

[Cabbage Patch]

why would you move a hoe in your house to be your roommate after finding out she's a real hoe?????

Was she white?

 

[Won Won]

I'm more of a Black Dynamite character… without the guns.

@ this Cream Corn shyt

 

[King Sun]

 

[ball15life]

Aye anybody got a link to that 30 for 30 with Randy Moss that came out the other day? Heard that ish was good

dunno if you really needed it but I've been looking all over the internet to watch it myself. someone finally came thru

http://mrworldpremieretv.blogspot.com/2014/11/30-for-30-rand-university.html

 

[Donald J Trump]

dunno if you really needed it but I've been looking all over the internet to watch it myself. someone finally came thru

http://mrworldpremieretv.blogspot.com/2014/11/30-for-30-rand-university.html

Did need it and i saw it posted, it was pretty good breh