Dating An Escort…

[labrokejames]

I don't know how long I could deal with my girl getting her back blown out on the daily. I'd have to be making a decent cut to go through with it

 

[ThaRealness]

Breh... I think if you got into the pimp game it could potentially do wonders for your standup career.

"So I recently started pimping a hoe. Only different between my bottom bytch, and my ex wife, is I can keep my hoe in check with a slap or two if she cops an attitude"

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Breh... I think if you got into the pimp game it could potentially do wonders for your standup career.

"So I recently started pimping a hoe. Only different between my bottom bytch, and my ex wife, is I can keep my hoe in check with a slap or two if she cops an attitude"

 

[babylon1]

 

[The Nigerian]

I don't know how long I could deal with my girl getting her back blown out on the daily. I'd have to be making a decent cut to go through with it

It's 2014. All these women are shared, breh.

 

[illadope]

 

[ThaRealness]

It's 2014. All these women are shared, breh.

So what you're saying is, it's 2014 time to start dating prostitutes?

 

[labrokejames]

It's 2014. All these women are shared, breh.

Hysterical.

 

[The Nigerian]

So what you're saying is, it's 2014 time to start dating prostitutes?

All I'm saying is that monogamy is an outdated concept.

Men can no longer claim ownership of a woman's body.

 

[Ohms Law]

Breh, you've never kicked it with a working girl before?

You make it sound so casual

 

[nalej]

brag about dating a cum bucket brehs

 

[Boogie]

You make it sound so casual

It really is...I'm cool with a couple hoes. They don't hit my milds and use plastic cups tho

 

[Ohms Law]

It really is...I'm cool with a couple hoes. They don't hit my milds and use plastic cups tho

Are they friends/acquantances/jumpoffs/family/women you trick on?

 

[Boogie]

Are they friends/acquantances/jumpoffs/family/women you trick on?

Friends...I went to school with them. They just ended up sucking dikk for a living

 

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So I picked up this thot-tastic 21 year old off tinder the other day. Pleasant person. But she gave off mad hookerish/bedwenchy/hustler vibes.

My spidey senses were confirmed when she texted me that she wanted to tell me something about her that she didn't want to text.

Called her up and she said, "Hey, I escort sometimes. Is that okay?"

My response: "It's pretty obvious. And yeah, it's hard out here in these recessionary times. Hahahaha"

"So you're not mad?"

"Not at all, let's talk after I get back into the city."

Now, how do I play this situation? Can I turn into the dude that gets all the money?

You don't what to do with that hoe. Give her math and let me show you.