Dating in DC: I need The Coli's Expert Dating Analysis on these 3 Women I've matched with on BUMBLE.

[MikelArteta]

I legit couldn't finish scrolling without laughing, hilarious. This are the prototypes of women to steer clear away from at all times. ''Boss lady'' thats a huge red flag there

And thats why they are single 40 plus

 

[Mike Nasty]

Is this what #GMB life is about? I'll pass.

 

[skylove4]

fukk you doing reading the profiles just look at the pics and try to fukk.

 

[Stuntone]

fukk you doing reading the profiles just look at the pics and try to fukk.

I feel you bruh, but...

After you go on a lot of dates you start realizing a lot of chicks just aren't worth the headache and you begin to filter a few of them out.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Number 1 seems like the least amount of headache but I wouldn’t consider any of them anything special based of the profiles. Honestly I’d be looking at all of them like potentially damaged goods being that old looking for dates on apps but the time are what they are. I hope you have a good time



Has anyone posted the Moesha dear diary gif yet?

 

[Stuntone]

Op is happy for the first time in his life. He has women paying attention to him so he had to post it on here just to prove it.

I've smashed so many hoez.... Where your sister and Momma at, I'll show you?

 

[LeVraiPapi]

#2 and #3 are big red flags. Lmao.

#1 seems mellow but she’s a risk taker. You can’t trust a woman who likes to take risks. I’d smash but move on.

 

[Ohene]

First girl a Virgo too
Cant go wrong with that

 

[AtomicUse]

I’ve seen her in the Loop on occasion when I’ve been on Michigan Avenue, and each time she’s been with yt men.

Didn’t know she was a wannabe actress. Hope she gets on.

 

[ISHIDA]

Masculine bytches

 

[Phitz]

I need to get on this online shyt and in the dmv.

Its like a casino, you waste/invest enough gas, time, and money(gas, starbucks, etc), you might hit bullseye and meet a sane person you may can hang out with for 2 to 4 months, and you go back to swiping to do it all over again.

 

[Phitz]

I’ve seen her in the Loop on occasion when I’ve been on Michigan Avenue, and each time she’s been with yt men.

Didn’t know she was a wannabe actress. Hope she gets on.

It takes nonwhite washed bw about 2 years and several smashes by a few wm to figure out what the game is, then they're all about bm.

 

[Stuntone]

Is this what #GMB life is about? I'll pass.

Definitely isn't a good life for most of us. I have a lot hoez, but I'll trade them all in for a good woman.

 

[Armchair Militant]

For a serious relationship, I’d only consider #2. Gotta talk to her and see where her head is at.

Too many red flags on #1 and #3

 

[karim]

Yes, there are redflags all over their profiles. But you know that your damn self. Why are you making childish threads as a fully grown adult?