Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
Started the day off with the pleasure of kicking a predatory co-worker to the curb...
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
...there won't be a third time.
So last week thursday this trick starts flipping out in the cube section of the building, cursing and yelling at another co-worker in patois and english and shyt. I'm in the kitchen when it all kicked off, so I wander over and try to find out what the hell is going on.
Jamaican-Asian lady is going off on cac co-worker at maximum volume because he asked her to help another co-worker out.
Now...this guy had no idea what projects she was working on and only asked her for help because she's the subject matter expert for that particular product.
So I try to mediate in between the two considering that she and I were friendly (or so I thought). I get the two to go to their separate corners and approach her to find out what's going on.
She blows me off claiming she needs to calm down. I'm cool wit that...so I leave...I had shyt to do anyway.
Come Friday...silence and red hot anger when I walk past her cube all day...didn't say a word to anyone.
Whatev...it's the weekend!
Fast forward to Monday (yesterday...Freedom Day!!)
One of the greatest days of my life fam...seriously.
I hear her choppin it up with everyone again so I figure she's good. I go over to her and ask her what's up. She gives me the cold shoulder and says nothing...she's busy.
So at this point I'm like "fukk this bytch...I'm out."
So today...
This morning, I'm at my desk working on my shyt when she comes walking into my area with this shyteating grin on her face...in my face as if I'm supposed to react happily that she decided to come see me.
Doesn't even ask me how I am, goes right to "I'm going to buy a laptop and I need a copy of an operating system and activation code, can you hook it up for me?"
I'm like "bytch what??....you shut me down thursday and friday when I was only tryna help you and you come up to me with this shyt?".
She comes back faster than life with a bold faced lie saying she came in the lab looking for me yesterday and saw me talking with my team and decided to come back later.
"OUR TEAM WASN'T IN THE LABS YESTERDAY!!!
Get out my face and don't speak to me again....you frickin user."
I swear, these frickin females...
bytch thought she had me played...try again hoe...try again.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
...there won't be a third time.
So last week thursday this trick starts flipping out in the cube section of the building, cursing and yelling at another co-worker in patois and english and shyt. I'm in the kitchen when it all kicked off, so I wander over and try to find out what the hell is going on.
Jamaican-Asian lady is going off on cac co-worker at maximum volume because he asked her to help another co-worker out.
Now...this guy had no idea what projects she was working on and only asked her for help because she's the subject matter expert for that particular product.
So I try to mediate in between the two considering that she and I were friendly (or so I thought). I get the two to go to their separate corners and approach her to find out what's going on.
She blows me off claiming she needs to calm down. I'm cool wit that...so I leave...I had shyt to do anyway.
Come Friday...silence and red hot anger when I walk past her cube all day...didn't say a word to anyone.
Whatev...it's the weekend!
Fast forward to Monday (yesterday...Freedom Day!!)
One of the greatest days of my life fam...seriously.
I hear her choppin it up with everyone again so I figure she's good. I go over to her and ask her what's up. She gives me the cold shoulder and says nothing...she's busy.
So at this point I'm like "fukk this bytch...I'm out."
So today...
This morning, I'm at my desk working on my shyt when she comes walking into my area with this shyteating grin on her face...in my face as if I'm supposed to react happily that she decided to come see me.
Doesn't even ask me how I am, goes right to "I'm going to buy a laptop and I need a copy of an operating system and activation code, can you hook it up for me?"
I'm like "bytch what??....you shut me down thursday and friday when I was only tryna help you and you come up to me with this shyt?".
She comes back faster than life with a bold faced lie saying she came in the lab looking for me yesterday and saw me talking with my team and decided to come back later.
"OUR TEAM WASN'T IN THE LABS YESTERDAY!!!
Get out my face and don't speak to me again....you frickin user."
I swear, these frickin females...
bytch thought she had me played...try again hoe...try again.
