DBZ Question.

[King Crimson]

I would've put this in an Arcadium off topic thread if we had one (hint-hint), but fukk it.

Saw a similar question on another board, but if you had to be one DBZ character, wouldn't you want to be Yamcha?
Hear me out.
Goku was stronger, yes, but he always died. This dude died like 6 times. WOAT father.
Vegeta, king of a near extinct race. Married to an annoying broad. His son was the GOAT in a future timeline, reduced to a sniveling brat in his timeline.
Picollo was a borderline stalker. Stayed following Gohan. No life.
Gohan had to deal with Chi-chi all the time. Then he married Videl.
Krillin was . Still had to deal with that flatback broad 18 though. Borderline sucker. Got murked by his brother in law.
Tien and Chiaotzu... Need I say more?


Now, Yamcha? Much, stronger than an average human. Made crazy money as a baseball player. Had bad groupies on deck. Didn't have to do all that fighting because Goku and them had it. He was kinda winning. Think about it.

 

[acri1]

You make a compelling argument.

Although Vegeta did steal his broad and he couldn't do shyt about it.

 

[King Crimson]

You make a compelling argument.

Although Vegeta did steal his broad and he couldn't do shyt about it.

Granted. He probably lost some sleep over that for a few nights.... Then probably just replaced her. Remember back in Dragonball he stayed cheating on her. The fact wasn't that Vegeta took her, it was that he took her before he had time to replace her. She was replaceable, breh.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

but he still died; so nah.
-id rather be that fat dude who lived in the tower. Could still body 99% of people on earth; u get to chill in the biggest building on earth; and all u had to do was chill and give them other nikkas some beans.

 

[King Crimson]

but he still died; so nah.
-id rather be that fat dude who lived in the tower. Could still body 99% of people on earth; u get to chill in the biggest building on earth; and all u had to do was chill and give them other nikkas some beans.

Yeah, but he had no money or broads. He had to stay on that tower. Where's the fun in that?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Nah, i'm good​

 

[Sulu]

id be gohan givin them hoes that SS4 dikk

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

Yeah, but he had no money or broads. He had to stay on that tower. Where's the fun in that?

he might not've been married but i'm sure him and popo were slaying hoes on the reg.
plus i'm pretty sure he was prob moving a lot of weight during peace time. U think them magic beans were the only thing they were growing in the tower
they prob had acres of marijuana and coco leaves up there. I'm sure even them beans would get a grip on them streets.

 

[Cuban Pete]

he got killed by a saibamen tho cuz... thats on the same level as that dude that got drowned by a swan earlier this year... IN REAL LIFE...

give me vegeta or trunks

 

[King Crimson]

Android 20 Kills Yamcha - YouTube

Nah, i'm good​

he got killed by a saibamen tho cuz... thats on the same level as that dude that got drowned by a swan earlier this year... IN REAL LIFE...

give me vegeta or trunks

We all take L, brehs. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd rather be Future Trunks or something. Yamcha ain't bad though.

he might not've been married but i'm sure him and popo were slaying hoes on the reg.
plus i'm pretty sure he was prob moving a lot of weight during peace time. U think them magic beans were the only thing they were growing in the tower
they prob had acres of marijuana and coco leaves up there. I'm sure even them beans would get a grip on them streets.

Imagine how potent their shyt would be though!

 

[Bud Bundy]

So we going to act like Master Rochici wasn't winning.

 

[Anti-Anime]

 

[King Crimson]

So we going to act like Master Rochici wasn't winning.

Word. Didn't he find the fountain of youth or something? He's actually much older than he looks.

 

[Bud Bundy]

Word. Didn't he find the fountain of youth or something? He's actually much older than he looks.

I was talking about being an old man and molesting your students girlfriends and they aint doing shyt about it.

 

[King Crimson]

I was talking about being an old man and molesting your students girlfriends and they aint doing shyt about it.

That too. I remember being a lil deviant and getting hyped when he had Bulma flash him for the Dragonball.