:dead: should be the new form of protest

[Dont@Me]

if you in court and found guilty about to go to jail, just automatically fall like and NEVER get up.

if the teacher tells you to go detention for some fukk shyt

if you broke livin wit your girl and yall argue and she tells you to get out and you have nowhere to go

If the cops profilin and tryna arrest you . let em call for as much backup as they need to carry your ass outta there. as far as they know, you're paralyzed

bonus points if u a heavy ass nikka. u gonna have to make em work and they gonna have to carry your fat ass outta there

don't ever move. don't smile, don't make any facial expressions, just keep ya eyes open and lay motionless like this:

these people did it right:

 

[MidniteJay]

if you in court and found guilty about to go to jail, just automatically fall like and NEVER get up.

if the teacher tells you to go detention for some fukk shyt

if you broke livin wit your girl and yall argue and she tells you to get out and you have nowhere to go

If the cops profilin and tryna arrest you . let em call for as much backup as they need to carry your ass outta there. as far as they know, you're paralyzed

bonus points if u a heavy ass nikka. u gonna have to make em work and they gonna have to carry your fat ass outta there

don't ever move. don't smile, don't make any facial expressions, just keep ya eyes open and lay motionless like this:

Spoiler

(idea inspired by this gif)

I thought you were inspired by this one:

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

They just gonna taser you lol. Grown folk throwing tantrums

 

[BaldingSoHard]

But yea this will only work if you a 300 pounder.

 

[Dont@Me]

I thought you were inspired by this one:

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Lmao.... . Just straight up fall out and stiffen up your body like a 2 yr old having a tantrum or fall/pass out like a dropped sack of potatoes?

That could work.. except arguing tho, if my man did that I’ll prob look at him like he’s stupid and step over him right out the door, sus

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Copa might think your mentally ill and wont take the chance to ask questions

 

[Dont@Me]

They just gonna taser you lol. Grown folk throwing tantrums

tantrum? ain't no one yellin and screamin . this is the exact OPPOSITE

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

tantrum? ain't no one yellin and screamin . this is the exact OPPOSITE

It's the same thing as a kid on the floor because he doesn't want to leave the toy isle in the store. That's a tantrum lol

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

 

[Dont@Me]

Lmao.... . Just straight up fall out and stiffen up your body like a 2 yr old having a tantrum or fall/pass out like a dropped sack of potatoes?

That could work.. except arguing tho, if my man did that I’ll prob look at him like he’s stupid and step over him right out the door, sus

iight what u gonna do when u fukkin ur man and he know u gonna act up right after, so after he nuts, his big ass just right on top of u while he still all in the p*ssy. u cant even move

 

[Henri Christophe]

if you broke livin wit your girl and yall argue and she tells you to get out and you have nowhere to go

Facts


Hahahahaha yall nikkas comedians

 

[Dont@Me]

It's the same thing as a kid on the floor because he doesn't want to leave the toy isle in the store. That's a tantrum lol

They just gonna taser you lol. Grown folk throwing tantrums

as a conscious black man, u will get shot.

As a black man, i'll take gettin tazed over that any day

 

[SAINT]

“After all I’ve done for you!! And yet here you are fukking other bytches! You know what I’m fukking done, I’ve had it! With your bum ass, I can’t do this anymore, so you have nothing to say for yourself?”

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

as a conscious black man, u will get shot.

As a black man, i'll take gettin tazed over that any day