:Deadrose: @ This Reddit Story About MJ

[Bean]

 

[theflyest]

MJ carries himself as a grimy scumbag who would rather be in a trailer park with a couple of trashy blondes than chill in a mansion. That's what makes his stories so hilarious.

 

[b. woods]

As a kid, I knew didn't give a damn about anyone, especially his fans when he removed himself from NBA video games. I mean, when we were kids, who would want to play as "Roster Player 99" on the Bulls?

 

[TheFryingDutchman]

hit her with a no japs

That's my GOAT basketball player/a$$hole

Found the actual footage

This right here...this is why I can never quit this site. Y'all got me cryin over here

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

That long buildup was worth it. I was expecting something kinda corny but the fact that he mushed her face into the ground is def worthy

 

[PS5 Pro]

Jordan is 50 and has to go thru this all day everyday, year in and year out.
She had a baseball card out, ready to be signed?

That right there would me make think "They know I come here, and they tryna get paid off of me" which is basically what REALLY happened.
I'm sorry, nobody brings Michael Jordan collectable baseball cards to a casino, just doesn't happen.

Could the story be true? Sure, is it likely that it wasn't somebody trying to make a quick buck? Doubt it. If he assessed the situation on 100 different occasions, he'd probably be correct 99 out of 100. So I'm seriously not even Mad at him

 

[kash10003]

yo i aint ever think making gifs was a reputable skill but you nikkas make me see the light

 

[blackzeus]

Before I even realize she's gone, she's halfway to him and he's done signing the blondes' chests or whatever. He starts walking again by the time she gets to him, and I remember what happened next like I was watching a slow-mo replay.
He's walking toward us, Izzy's back is to us, and she's only a few feet away from him. I can tell she has both her hands forward with the card, obviously looking for an autograph. She told us later that at that moment she had just opened her mouth to introduce herself. Without looking down (she's barely 5 feet tall), without breaking stride, he puts his hand up, grabs her face like he's palming a basketball, and twists/pushes her head out of his way. Her head is almost twisted completely around and facing us, eyes closed and mouth scrunched against his hand, before she's off to his side and he's moving on. It was like he was pushing open a door. She stumbles a few steps and falls over, and one of his entourage almost trips over her before helping her up and apologizing for him.
By this time, MJ is right next to us at the craps table, still looking straight ahead, but he has this smirk on his face I will never forget.

This nikka gave 0 f*cks

 

[blackzeus]

Found the actual footage

 

[blackzeus]

Double post

 

[Cynical Thoughts]

Last championship three pointer.

 

[Brady-Carter]

Found the actual footage

Good lawd, this has me in tears...

Dap +rep

 

[Cynical Thoughts]

The Chamillionaire/Michael Jordan Story - YouTube

"Na, no way. Not Michael."

Damn Cham was really hurt.


Did he say mike be blowing trees all day to. Lol

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

"Na, no way. Not Michael."

Damn Cham was really hurt.


Did he say mike be blowing trees all day to. Lol

Haha yeah towards the end

 

[Type Username Here]

Honestly though, what made MJ great was that he was a selfish, mean a$$hole. There is not even a way to dispute it. He never stood for any political issues. Every story you hear about his is how much of an a$$hole he is.

But that's probably what made him great on the court.