DeadSpin:Why Your Team Sucks 2015

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The steelers one was as accurate as an open 3 from Ray Allen in my experience dealing with those guys. I'll give @3Rivers the benefit of the doubt though. I got friends who are Vikings and Dolphins fans so those were great. As for the ravens one? My response to the writer is simply :umad: since this reeks of personal hate for the Ravens. Last year's why your team sucks was great. Jets and eagles editions are great every season.
 

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Yeah that edition is just laced with rage and bitterness and ugliness every year. The fact that a 4-12 season can be the least embarrassing thing every season. Snyder is fukking despicable for what he's done to such a storied franchise in the last 16 years. I don't like the whole ditching one team for another, but I would never in a million years blame their fans if they started wearing purple and black. It's that bad in Washington I think.
 

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Yeah that edition is just laced with rage and bitterness and ugliness every year. The fact that a 4-12 season can be the least embarrassing thing every season. Snyder is fukking despicable for what he's done to such a storied franchise in the last 16 years. I don't like the whole ditching one team for another, but I would never in a million years blame their fans if they started wearing purple and black. It's that bad in Washington I think.

RGIII Almost Saved Washington, And Then He Didn't

You can just feel the :scust: flow thru this Article
 

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This dude will make you feel sorry for successful teams :heh:

I'm too sensitive about my Bills to read ours though :mjcry:
you should read it. Laughter is a good defense against the team history since 2000. There's a good chance it will make you sad
 

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All of these shyts are hilarious but like someone mentioned above sometimes it comes across as personal hate rather than actual facts. The best part is always fan comments though:mjlol:

The Texans one though:mjcry:
 

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Funny thing is dude who writes them is a Vikings fan. :lolbron:
that's what makes that one particularly good each year.
All of these shyts are hilarious but like someone mentioned above sometimes it comes across as personal hate rather than actual facts. The best part is always fan comments though:mjlol:

The Texans one though:mjcry:
That's the ravens one. The dolphins, eagles, steelers, and jets ones are the best fan comments.
 
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