DeadSpin:Why Your Team Sucks 2015

[iamduval]

As a JAGS Fan

Im not gonna do that to myself. I know why we suck. Tell me why we dont suck

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

I don't have anything positive to say about the Niners, so I can only imagine the ether awaiting me in our article

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

These are always fukking hilarious. I loved dude on KSK, from way before they merged with Uproxx.... KSK might have actually been one of the first sports "blogs" that I actually read, other than Viva El Birdos.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Picture a black hole in outer space. Now picture that black hole getting sucked into an even greater black hole. That is the Texans offense.

I'm done, I'm fukking done for the night

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Picture a black hole in outer space. Now picture that black hole getting sucked into an even greater black hole. That is the Texans offense.

I'm done, I'm fukking done for the night

RAYRICERAYLEWISRAYRICERAYLEWISSTABPUNCHSTABPUNCHSTABPUNCH. Raider fans are the worst. Not as in disloyal or not passionate, but the worst people. Here's how they act.
You:Jack del rio? That seems uninspired
Raider fan: (stabs you)
these are great every year. My friend who is a Viking fan fell over he was laughing so hard hearing another friend read the Viking one. This guy actually called the owner mob boss wario


Edit:

This is the pattern in New York. The Jets bring in a brash guy like Rex Ryan and fans and the media are like, “Hey, he’s a loudmouth a$$hole like us! A REAL NEW YORKER!” And then the act wears thin and, as a counterbalance, the Jets bring in a quiet, lame coach, and a few years later everyone is like, “THIS GUY IS A p*ssy! WE NEED ANOTHER LOUDMOUTH a$$hole THAT WE CAN RELATE TO IN THERE!” And on and on it goes. If you’re lucky, you get a coach like Herm Edwards who BECOMES a loudmouth a$$hole just so he can fit in with you morons. This might be my favorite paragraph. Even the petty and defensive and insecure, lacking in self awareness jet fans I know doubled over laughing at this one.

 

[NOSaintsFan02]

fukk Deadspin

 

[904Lurker]

This is what happens when you put an expansion team in a stadium built to host ONE college football game per year, in a town located in the armpit of our worst state … a town most notable for terrible bands, racist sandwiches, aggressive political gerrymandering, and naming a school after the founder of KKK. Jacksonville is where you go when you have given up on life and feel like wading into a public pool wearing your sweatshirt. So get in that brawl over a free t-shirt. Savor the municipal stench of paper mills and Maxwell House coffee. What difference does it make, man? You’re in Jacksonville and you’re gonna die.

its true

 

[Colin X]

Why dude hate the Ravens so much

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Why dude hate the Ravens so much

That's what I wanted to know. The 2014 edition was the same thing.

 

[Whitty Hutton]

 

[DonkeyPuncher718]

They were talking mad shyt about my Vikings

It hurts reading it but that dont make it any less true breh

This year will be different!!!!!

I hope

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Yeah not much defending that

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

I’m pretty certain CenturyLink still uses Jim Crow laws so that blacks can only sit in the upper levels.

 

[Boolean]

I'm an avid Eagles fan and the Eagles one brought me to tears

 

[thewiz]

@Rainman we might have to pull up on these fukk nikkas