El Poyo Loco
Akrassikauda = Black Scorpion
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Not sure of the date but back when [wrestling promotion] ran matches all the time at [arena located in state prominent former NWA wrestler is closely associated with]. My 18 yo self and my uncle (only 6 years older than me) plus one of his stoner buddies go to a night match. Usual fun. The Koloffs, Ricky Steamboat and of course…the biggest mouth of all [prominent former NWA wrestler] I don’t think he was fighting that night, but was just there to do color with [announcing partner].
This was in the prime of his [flamboyant image]. My uncle was a head so he was pretty high but I started yelling during one of the sessions with [announcing partner] (we were right at the edge over looking the shot) that [prominent former NWA wrestler] smelled like Jovan Musk. About the 10th time I said it he turned and looked at me but didn’t say anything.
So after all the festivities…we are in the parking lot having a smoke when out walks [prominent former NWA wrestler] himself with some woman that the only thing natural on her was her bad accent. My uncle being a genius decides we are going to follow them since it is only around 9:00pm.
[City located in state prominent former NWA wrestler is closely associated with] back then was not the mecca of small bars and great locations it is today. Pretty much, you ended up at the same place. The bar in the old Holiday Inn tower downtown. Yep, there he was with his ‘trophy’ woman being an obnoxious jackass. Lots of [signature shout]s and such in the air. We sat down at a table about 20 feet away and ordered a few beers. After a bit he starts giving us the stink eye. I guess he recognized us from the arena. The bouncer was also the dishwasher and he was a big black guy, like Kimbo Slice in the good days, named Clarence that worked at a lot of the bars around town at one time or another. Nice fellow. Never gave you any hassle. If you were drunk, he just picked you up and took you out side and sat you down. Never saw him hit anyone, until about 2 minutes later.
[Prominent former NWA wrestler] started yelling for them to kick us ‘rednecks’ out of the bar. Said we were bothering him and his lady. Yelled at Clarence to do something about it and Clarence was washing glasses, looked over at us, looked at [prominent former NWA wrestler] and said ‘They ain’t bothering no one. You are the only one being a problem.’ and went back to washing glasses. [prominent former NWA wrestler] stood up, walked over to where Clarence was and said…
“N-word, I told you to throw them out!”
I don’t think there was a single wall, floor or part of the bar that Clarence didn’t bounce that stupid [hair color] fukker off of. Only time [prominent former NWA wrestler] hit him was trying to desperately get him off of himself. The girl just sat there drinking her drink. We sat and watched. And after about 10 minutes of the best fighting we had seen all damn night, Clarence just dragged [prominent former NWA wrestler] out to the vestibule, and went over and told his lady friend to take him to the ER to get his head stitched up.
OF course, we couldn’t wait to see the next TV performance. And there he was. Bandaged head, busted hand. And what did he say had happened? the Kolloffs had jumped him in the parking lot and he single handedly beat both of them down but had suffered a few scrapes and such in the fight.
Never went to a wrestling event again as I knew I would never see a fight better than the one in the Holiday Inn.
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Not sure of the date but back when [wrestling promotion] ran matches all the time at [arena located in state prominent former NWA wrestler is closely associated with]. My 18 yo self and my uncle (only 6 years older than me) plus one of his stoner buddies go to a night match. Usual fun. The Koloffs, Ricky Steamboat and of course…the biggest mouth of all [prominent former NWA wrestler] I don’t think he was fighting that night, but was just there to do color with [announcing partner].
This was in the prime of his [flamboyant image]. My uncle was a head so he was pretty high but I started yelling during one of the sessions with [announcing partner] (we were right at the edge over looking the shot) that [prominent former NWA wrestler] smelled like Jovan Musk. About the 10th time I said it he turned and looked at me but didn’t say anything.
So after all the festivities…we are in the parking lot having a smoke when out walks [prominent former NWA wrestler] himself with some woman that the only thing natural on her was her bad accent. My uncle being a genius decides we are going to follow them since it is only around 9:00pm.
[City located in state prominent former NWA wrestler is closely associated with] back then was not the mecca of small bars and great locations it is today. Pretty much, you ended up at the same place. The bar in the old Holiday Inn tower downtown. Yep, there he was with his ‘trophy’ woman being an obnoxious jackass. Lots of [signature shout]s and such in the air. We sat down at a table about 20 feet away and ordered a few beers. After a bit he starts giving us the stink eye. I guess he recognized us from the arena. The bouncer was also the dishwasher and he was a big black guy, like Kimbo Slice in the good days, named Clarence that worked at a lot of the bars around town at one time or another. Nice fellow. Never gave you any hassle. If you were drunk, he just picked you up and took you out side and sat you down. Never saw him hit anyone, until about 2 minutes later.
[Prominent former NWA wrestler] started yelling for them to kick us ‘rednecks’ out of the bar. Said we were bothering him and his lady. Yelled at Clarence to do something about it and Clarence was washing glasses, looked over at us, looked at [prominent former NWA wrestler] and said ‘They ain’t bothering no one. You are the only one being a problem.’ and went back to washing glasses. [prominent former NWA wrestler] stood up, walked over to where Clarence was and said…
“N-word, I told you to throw them out!”
I don’t think there was a single wall, floor or part of the bar that Clarence didn’t bounce that stupid [hair color] fukker off of. Only time [prominent former NWA wrestler] hit him was trying to desperately get him off of himself. The girl just sat there drinking her drink. We sat and watched. And after about 10 minutes of the best fighting we had seen all damn night, Clarence just dragged [prominent former NWA wrestler] out to the vestibule, and went over and told his lady friend to take him to the ER to get his head stitched up.
OF course, we couldn’t wait to see the next TV performance. And there he was. Bandaged head, busted hand. And what did he say had happened? the Kolloffs had jumped him in the parking lot and he single handedly beat both of them down but had suffered a few scrapes and such in the fight.
Never went to a wrestling event again as I knew I would never see a fight better than the one in the Holiday Inn.
Here's the link for some more stories
http://deadspin.com/heres-the-very-...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Flair?
Flair really is the Ashley Schaefer character. Just picturing him bumping and overselling for the bouncer 
to Clarence
Wouldn't surprise me if it was Tully tho...for Fukkery sake tho picturing Flair acting like a straight clown getting his ass whooped
