Dealing with a chic who squirts too much

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buddy I had the same problem. I used to be with this asian chick that used to squirt like Niagara Falls......after sex it was always "clean up time"......the worst is when it used to sink into the mattress.....we had to pull out soap, water, febreeze......t he funny thing is her puss never stunk at all but that squirt water used to SMELL horrendous.....I dont know where that juice came from......after sex just the smell of it would sometimes make me sick....
Damn. Shawty squirts dont smell rank but I do think she was pissing because she was drinking. She went into 10-15 second convulsions with her orgasms followed with the multiple squirts then went to bathroom to piss. I thought she too small to have that much fluids available. I have to buy some type of carpet cleaner to extract the cum and squirt she shot out all over my carpet and coffee table plus febreeze


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fukk at her house :manny:

Cant, she live with her parents who would not approve of their small tight p*ssy bad girl white daughter being gutted and inseminated by a black man

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if my girl lets me nut on her chest/mouth/glasses i'm okay with her getting a little something around too.
 

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:whew: The old me would be all over this....I let the wolves get at you

It just seems like it is so exciting to be squirting all over the place. But reading OP and him talking about it getting old is for the birds. Ide only wanna do it like every blue moon, not every time I fukk:wow:.

Hell, I know I would get tired of the shyt too.
 

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that shyt gets old especially when it's your girl/fiance/wife. I just want to fukk and get up but now the sheets all wet. It ain't worth it. :sadbron:

lol yeah its like im already tired of fuccking u and now if we do fukk i gotta clean up the mess or lay on a soaked matress, fucck that im going to bed :ld:
 

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After she squirts, I offer to go grab a towel so she can sleep on that wet spot, becuz I'm not gonna sleep in that shyt. :heh:
 

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Had the same problem when i used to fukk with this mexican chick. She even splashed me in the face one time. yeah her shyt shoots up that far up :fire:

The first time it hapenned i thought she was weeing on my sheets for real. Like TS said it's good for the ego but shyt gets old really quick
 

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I squirted once and it scared the fukk out of me.

I was like:
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It just seems like it is so exciting to be squirting all over the place. But reading OP and him talking about it getting old is for the birds. Ide only wanna do it like every blue moon, not every time I fukk:wow:.

Hell, I know I would get tired of the shyt too.

It's :ahh: but when you squirt so much it goes through the towel :no:
 
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