Dealing with black people who don’t know how to play Spades unappreciation thread

[Taadow]

i haven't met anyone under the age of 60 that plays that game....

Awww...that means you don't know anybody who had their fathers.
Tragedy.

 

[Deuterion]

Knowing how to play spades means nothing if you draw a blank when someone asks you who Stokely Carmichael/Kwame Ture is.

 

[SHO-NUFF]

My family now plays Kings Corners
It's between solitaire and bones, and yes you can keep score.

It's cutthroat so you still gotta swim on your own, and it's fun as fukk watching somebody slip.....
We are addicted now, and we'll just play that, thankyouverymuch

 

[god shamgod]

I threw the whole deck of cards at this nikka cuz his fukk ups caused us to lose , then I had to sit thru 3 games just to get back on the table.I was tight

love playin spades

 

[JerseyBoy23]

When your partner tells you after the hand is over that they counted a Queen of Hearts or Clubs as a book

 

[lightskin jermaine]

I'm more of a dominoes type of guy

I can play spades but I would say I'm at an intermmediate level which would disqualify me from the table cuz every spades player i know claims to be an expert

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

mainly if u got high spades and tryin to draw out all of your opponents spades to stick em....

Or if you bid Wheels while trump-tight.

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[LordDeathwatch]

...awww hurt ur feelings..its okay....u fake ass "in crowd" ass naga...." U mean if I act like I play spades like all black ppl they think I'm cool"

Wait til the Coli gets a load of me


I am the embodiment of the black American experience...u on the other hand...."Divide and conquer" ass "brotha"

Trying so hard & that shyt still went

 

[Blankthawtz]

I threw the whole deck of cards at this nikka cuz his fukk ups caused us to lose , then I had to sit thru 3 games just to get back on the table.I was tight

love playin spades

i swear...the worlds greatest fights are started by p*ssy and a game of spades.....

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

You can like one over the other but to dislike BOTH???



You going to far

If it ain't Gin Rummy/Rummy 500, Pinochle or a really heated game of UNO, you can keep it

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Knowing how to play spades means nothing if you draw a blank when someone asks you who Stokely Carmichael/Kwame Ture is.

Breh from Mint Condition that boy could sang


Quit brea-kin' my heaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrttt

 

[Mike Nasty]

Spades is for kids, holla when you can play Bid Whist...

I used to be a killa at spades, then you get to family functions and all they want to do is play Bid Whist, and you feel like a kid again cause you keep having to double check the rules. Then you're happy when you lose, so you can gtfo.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

My first time playing was in Red Dead Redemption 2

 

[Samori Toure]

What’s wrong with you weirdos?

Like seriously, What type of black family did you grow up around?

Do you realize how you make your family look?

And why do you feel like we’re obligated to teach you?

Do you know the amount of time it takes to teach you spades? The amount of times we have to see you cut your own partner and him/her having the patience not to slap the shyt out of you?



Just venting because I’m tired of you non spades playing ass nikkas.

My sister cussed me all the way out about 5 years ago, because I wasn't paying attention to the board and I accidentally cut her. Our brother and mother ran a Boston on our asses and my sister just couldn't take it. I almost had to fight that woman. She went off and I was.

She does not like losing to my brother and mother, because they talked plenty shyt after running that Boston.

 

[Samori Toure]

Breh I was just trying to teach this dude how to play and he cut my two of diamond with his big joker.

I wanted to cry.

nikka didn't even know to use a deuce?