Ms. Elaine
Spoiled Brat
I went out for dinner to an upscale restaurant earlier this evening with this chick and we ordered up a storm. Drinks, a billion appetizers, entrees, desserts, the whole shebang. Anyway, when it was time to pay the bill, she suddenly had to go to the 'bathroom' and her ass didn't return until I had already paid the bill plus tip. 
Trifling ass.
Then this bytch offers to pay me in cash when she knows I don't fukk with cash.
I can't believe I fell for the oldest trick in the book.
I hate broke bytches.

Trifling ass.
Then this bytch offers to pay me in cash when she knows I don't fukk with cash.

I can't believe I fell for the oldest trick in the book.

I hate broke bytches.
