Dear bald nikkas, hair transplants do not work

[Mowgli]

Sorry @Dusty Bake Activate. By the time the tech is perfected your life will have receded more then your hairline.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Sorry @Dusty Bake Activate. By the time the tech is perfected your life will have receded more then your hairline.

I’m surprised you haven’t tried to plug-patch your hairline fracture yet.

Your wife is Chinese so I’m sure she doesn’t shave her pubes. You know what to do with that. You already p*ssy anyway.

 

[Jasmine20]

It seems like Tory and Lebron hair was too far gone for the hair transplant to work.

On the other hand, Tyga's hair look amazing. His hair got mad long.

*bows deeply*

You’ve succumbed? I know you put up a good fight breh

I wasn’t BALD bald, but my whole front was practically GONE. My crown was thinning too, so I kept the dad hat on me.

My shyt was receding fast for a breh in his late 20s and whenever I took my hat off I felt like Eugene Krabbs… like nikkas just standing around staring angrily at my shyt.

so I took the pilgrimage

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first photo is obviously pre-pilgrimage
second photo is 6 months post pilgrimage
last photo is in LA this past summer 11 months post pilgrimage

I think part of the issue with Tory and Lebron is that their balding wasn’t complete, especially at the crown area. The technicians who worked on me did full coverage, meaning even though I still had some hair at my crown they still implanted grafts there to anticipate future hair loss.

I understand the vanity tbh. I look 10x better and if given the choice most bald brehs would choose to have a full head of hair with sharp corners

@Malcolmxxx_23 @5’11Behomoth

Your doctor did a great job

 

[Astroslik]

Was Floyd losing his crown? I don't think he was.


A receding hairline can be re-established through surgery IMO...when your crown goes it's over.


The reason Bron looks more and more ridiculous year after year is because his hairline is back but his crown keeps fading away.


You can't fight that. It's over.

Bron sweats too much and he’s always working out. He hasn’t given his transplant time to set in

 

[Wild self]

Naw it's worst to stay with a cap or rag on your head.

Shave ya head, grow ya beard, and get your workout on.

Nothing funnier than a nikka ashamed of his hairline and he take showers, get married, sleep, fukk, and everything with his cap on.

That Papoose logic

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Y'all remember that Simpson's episode where Homer went to Turkey.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

It seems like Tory and Lebron hair was too far gone for the hair transplant to work.

On the other hand, Tyga's hair look amazing. His hair got mad long.



Your doctor did a great job

I used to dread going to a spot with a no hat policy
Threadrick:
bouncer: remove the head gear sir
Threadrick:
bouncer:

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i’m bike though

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

The reason Bron looks more and more ridiculous year after year is because his hairline is back but his crown keeps fading away.


You can't fight that. It's over.

You CAN. You just gotta take Rogaine everyday BEFORE it gets to this point. But I guess them nikkas too cool for that. Bron is the one that confuses me the most. Cuz if youre so deadset on keeping your hair, why not use all the tools available??

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Just shave the head all the goats do

No doubt

 

[Estarossa]

He got it done too young… shoulda waited until he was older. His crown started thinning after he got his hairline restored and now the shyt just looks crazy.

 

[DraymondT]

Have your shyt lookin like a struggle Reese cup brehs

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

rock that George Jefferson proudly

Meechie “Bald Head” on TikTok

 

[Mowgli]

I’m surprised you haven’t tried to plug-patch your hairline fracture yet.

Your wife is Chinese so I’m sure she doesn’t shave her pubes. You know what to do with that. You already p*ssy anyway.

Your wife use a straight razor to skin a layer of musty off your body

You call it a shower

 

[RareHunter]

The barstool dude just got a transplant like 2 days ago. Errbody getting them now days. I wouldn’t tho.

 

[Bankroll.org]

nikka need to hit Turkey immediately