Decided to save money by buying a sex toy off Amazon

[Flex Luger]

On a Sunday morning…..

 

[Strapped]

Where did you get this story from op

 

[jdubnyce]

@Mystic educate op

Pause

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

there's a legendary thread in the rafters on this very subject

 

[Pazzy]

Good luck. My two sex toys are collecting dust. Unused and unabused. My dikk is apparently incompatible with both. i took a risk twice and FAILED. Either im not using it right or these arent for me. The canon one is from japan- I think its for dudes without a foreskin because i cant feel shyt at all. That tugging and pulling does not feel good and im afraid i might injure myself using that shyt. Its been since winter since I last tried it and gave up. Ill try almost anything (because theres some things im NEVER going to do) once or twice or until i decide its for or not for me.

EDIT. Heres one of them hiding underneath my chair

 

[MarcMan]

That's unfortunate OP, but it sounds like you were trying to go the economical route and got what you paid for. Maybe try a more expensive brand?

Personally, I've always been scared to try things like that, because what if it feels better than my hand or the real thing? I'd rather just stick with the organic shyt but no judgement over here.

 

[east]

cheap out on smth that's in contact with your dicc, brehs

Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questions

The contaminants have also recently been found in testes and semen, amid concerns about falling male fertility

www.theguardian.com

meh, there's creatures who do buy the dollar store underwear or condoms, maybe's op's one of em... for the rest of us, there's toys like this

SR6 All the Way

From the testing I have done so far this device is definitely a more superior robot than the OSR2+ when it comes to directions of movement and recreating what is being viewed. For starters, where the OSR2+ would struggle against the negative pressure of the T-Valve and the stock screw on cap...

yourhobbiescustomized.com

 

[The BasedFather]

OP popped as hell


Breh casually admitting to fukking ugly whores

On top of that, he’s telling other men about going to town on a toy

I hope this is a spin/troll thread

 

[cyndaquil]

These women were a few notches above the street walker variety of prostitute. They had all their teeth and no open sores

 

[The Jewnited States]

OP popped as hell


Breh casually admitting to fukking ugly whores

On top of that, he’s telling other men about going to town on a toy

I hope this is a spin/troll thread

How dare these mfers one star my thread

This a 5 star thread for a 1 star toy

 

[Oatmeal]

Looks like a Portable coffee bean grinder

Secret Santa gift that could go all the way left

 

[drederick tatum]

I don't buy p*ssy because I need to, I buy p*ssy because I want to.

 

[Canada Goose]

Post nut clarity after smashing a pocket p*ssy is WICKED



I had one before, I would NOT recommend and it has nothing to do with how it feels. When you bust your nut there ain't enough smiles in the world to describe how you will feel afterwards.

 

[Zero]

Good luck. My two sex toys are collecting dust. Unused and unabused. My dikk is apparently incompatible with both. i took a risk twice and FAILED. Either im not using it right or these arent for me. The canon one is from japan- I think its for dudes without a foreskin because i cant feel shyt at all. That tugging and pulling does not feel good and im afraid i might injure myself using that shyt. Its been since winter since I last tried it and gave up. Ill try almost anything (because theres some things im NEVER going to do) once or twice or until i decide its for or not for me.

EDIT. Heres one of them hiding underneath my chair