Demonic Redflags For The Satanic Database

[Mr. Somebody]

I'm a positive dude actually..but if someone crosses me..I'll send them beneath the dirt to hades..even their babies and family ..take out their whole family tree just to make a point..

You're so demonic, friend.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Am i a demon mr.somebody

I dont know, are you, friend.

 

[usopp]

I dont know, are you, friend.

I don't fit tha criteria. but I can't stop masturbatin

 

[Mr. Somebody]

how many red flags do you see in this smiley?

3.

1. Demonic smirk (ding)
2. Tattoes on face (ding)
3. Demonic tattoos on face (ding)

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I don't fit tha criteria. but I can't stop masturbatin

So that means you pathetically pleasure yourself to the lifestyles of the mentally ill. I cant say that makes you demonic friend because everyone has vices. Lets just hope that this particular vice is localized to your sphere of filth instead of in the outside world where it effects friends, friend.

 

[atlbound]

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Shows up in internet chat sessions with no shirt on.

 

[BrothaZay]

Men


Pony tails.
Shows up in internet chat sessions with no shirt on.
.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

For women, add:

Knee-high, high-heeled boots

I have yet to meet any woman who wears knee high boots that isn't a demon.

You might be onto something.

 

[usopp]

So that means you pathetically pleasure yourself to the lifestyles of the mentally ill. I cant say that makes you demonic friend because everyone has vices. Lets just hope that this particular vice is localized to your sphere of filth instead of in the outside world where it effects friends, friend.

I wouldn't say pathetically

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Im sorry but you're guilty of this friend. We dont want to see your bird chess. Im sorry.

 

[BrothaZay]

Im sorry but you're guilty of this friend. We dont want to see your bird chess. Im sorry.

Why are ponytails a red flag, friend ?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I wouldn't say pathetically

I think once the moment is over you gotta feel a way about yourself and i dont think its a great feeling.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Why are ponytails a red flag, friend ?

I dont know. Thats just the way it is. When i say pony tail i mean like long hair not people that just wrap a hair band around some small clump of hair.

 

[usopp]

your not my mother

 

[Mr. Somebody]

your not my mother

You're right, im your friend. , friend.