The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
@DPresidential has me 
https://www.thecoli.com/posts/28057899/
"Dead ass... Op's post was perfect because it legit made me sense the post nut clarity just from reading it.
**dream sequence**
Imagine penetrating that shyt and the wig piece kept falling out of place and revealing the battery pocket on the top of the skull so you had to interrupt your stroke to literally adjust her hair piece again with Velcro...
And then, you grab the motor oil lubrication that came in the package so you can penetrate again without rubber burn.
Only to have realized because of the rubbery newness, every time you stroke, shyt sounds like a party city whoopie cushion...
Then, you happen to get a groove after all of that and begin to enjoy yourself...
...until you catch a glimpse of your reflection off of a picture frame of your high school graduation and on some mr Scrooge shyt, your ghost from graduation past look at you fukking a life sized rubber duckie with a fat ass and ask you whether this is what you wanted for life...
Causing you to cum in the midst of sheer disgust while you looked directly in the thot doll aka tholl's face only to be reminded of that jigsaw doll from saw because you put makeup on it for purposes of immersion...
At which point you take control over your life and knock the shyt off bed while crying and doing the last thing possible that could restore dignity which it to pick the Tholl up and triumphantly take it downstairs to the garbage bin and as you remove this stain from your life...
the first smile of maturity takes over you and as you walk back upstairs a police officer happened to have witnessed you dump the body and because of the premium you paid for ultra realistic layering, he draws a Sig Sauer .45 cal service weapon out and yells, "what the fukk! Hands where I can see em!!!!!!
"
Only for you to
and then 
while trying explain its just a doll and as you reach for the receipt with the Skynet Pussies, Inc logo proving it was a doll, the officer, thinking you're the next Charles manson fires a single round from his weapon and all because of a fukking till the end result is...."
https://www.thecoli.com/posts/28057899/
"Dead ass... Op's post was perfect because it legit made me sense the post nut clarity just from reading it.
**dream sequence**
Imagine penetrating that shyt and the wig piece kept falling out of place and revealing the battery pocket on the top of the skull so you had to interrupt your stroke to literally adjust her hair piece again with Velcro...
And then, you grab the motor oil lubrication that came in the package so you can penetrate again without rubber burn.
Only to have realized because of the rubbery newness, every time you stroke, shyt sounds like a party city whoopie cushion...
Then, you happen to get a groove after all of that and begin to enjoy yourself...
...until you catch a glimpse of your reflection off of a picture frame of your high school graduation and on some mr Scrooge shyt, your ghost from graduation past look at you fukking a life sized rubber duckie with a fat ass and ask you whether this is what you wanted for life...Causing you to cum in the midst of sheer disgust while you looked directly in the thot doll aka tholl's face only to be reminded of that jigsaw doll from saw because you put makeup on it for purposes of immersion...
At which point you take control over your life and knock the shyt off bed while crying and doing the last thing possible that could restore dignity which it to pick the Tholl up and triumphantly take it downstairs to the garbage bin and as you remove this stain from your life...
the first smile of maturity takes over you and as you walk back upstairs a police officer happened to have witnessed you dump the body and because of the premium you paid for ultra realistic layering, he draws a Sig Sauer .45 cal service weapon out and yells, "what the fukk! Hands where I can see em!!!!!!"Only for you to
and then while trying explain its just a doll and as you reach for the receipt with the Skynet Pussies, Inc logo proving it was a doll, the officer, thinking you're the next Charles manson fires a single round from his weapon and all because of a fukking till the end result is...."
