Derek Jeter makes supermodel Hannah Davis split the check

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I wonder who breaks first between Jeter and Dicaprio?

Last 2 survivors of the male race, going through every fine woman and never getting locked down.

Or making babies which seems to evade the average or even above average....
 

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Two whites are the last of the race huh. I gotcha.

He doesn't mean that literally. It's sort of like people who say PC is the master race. He's one of the few that isn't out here getting robbed or succumbing to the public pressuring to get married :wow:

Shapeless white women are the apex of sexuality huh?
Hannah Davis is a win breh :francis:
 

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Writers have nothing better to report on.

It's common knowledge Jeter is a rich man with a playboy mentality....she's lucky he chose her to go to Italy with.

Lol @ this nikka saying "chose her to go to Italy with" :heh:

Jeter was probably like "bytch I'm going to Italy for a few days. If you feel like going tickets is $800".

Only thing a bytch getting from Jeter is water and snacks, and that's only because the hotel gives that for free.
 
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