Derek Jeter soon to get married

[Apollo Kid]

That prenup better be rock solid. Sad to see one of the greats go out like this.

 

[Reggie]

Jeter sowed all his wild oats and now has found him a little young chick to settle down with and possibly give him kids. I've said it a lot but I will continue to. These young athletes should go to Derek for a class on how to train and treat your hoes.

 

[jaguar paw]

He was on the Mt. Rushmore for GMB

 

[YourMajesty]

c00n

 

[Dolla$]

#GMB lost

 

[Miles Davis]

Don't do it Jeter You was supposed to wait until I got rich and pass the torch to me like a father watching his only son that made it

Y'all fools be having me dying

 

[Regular_P]

damn she's still only 26...jeter's been with her for years now, it seems. skinny as hell, but shorty is really beautiful tho.

I didn't think she was all that at first, but she seems to get better looking every year. I'm sure they're getting some type of pre-nup that she can't get the money he made over his career. Jeter played this perfectly.

 

[mson]

Jeter LAWST

Them straps on her lower back ain't putting up no fight at all

 

[director_of_bands]

c00n

lol

 

[Silkk]

Derek done did everything in the A but fukk chili

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Coli been saying that dumb sh*t for a minute. I never heard any rumors about him being gay until I signed on here. Mind you I live in NYC, so SOMETHING would've surfaced by now.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Derek done did everything in the A but fukk chili

Isn't she the same chick who burned a guys house down though? I wouldn't get anywhere near that.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

 

[Roadie pipeher]

Jeter LAWST

sheesh her personality must be A-1

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

I bet all these wack nikkas talking shyt about Hannah the type that smash 5'3 250 pound whales...bytches with tummy rolls bigger than they titties talking about bu bu but look at that fat ass bruh...

Hannah skinny with a struggle ass but you are certifiably gay as fukk if you say you wouldnt smash that...the type of nikka that sits down when he pisses...weak fakkit...