Derrick Rose sustained a left orbital fracture in practice. TIMETABLE: two weeks

[Rev]

At least it ain't leg-related

Do bulls fans even care anymore?

 

[Silkk]

Unbreakable, what you thought they call me mr.glass

 

[Southeast Jerome]

My pleasure

A rose Jumpoff accuses him of gang-rape, but sounds salty because of other things she talked about. Not sounding like a rape victim basically

Says he a weirdo and likes to watch and do weird things but didn't elaborate

Rose via a TMZ report from court documents have Rose admitting to the group shyt, and that SHE wants him to pay for a sex toy she used on the night of the gang rape

So if you take from both stories, Rose and one of his boys would use a double dong on each other while she would make it rain

Then Karma came and elbowed him in the eye, the universe is trying to tell him to


- Fin

 

[Silkk]

Somebody drop that Mr. Dont Play album cover

 

[Big Daddy]

My pleasure

A rose Jumpoff accuses him of gang-rape, but sounds salty because of other things she talked about. Not sounding like a rape victim basically

Says he a weirdo and likes to watch and do weird things but didn't elaborate

Rose via a TMZ report from court documents have Rose admitting to the group shyt, and that SHE wants him to pay for a sex toy she used on the night of the gang rape

So if you take from both stories, Rose and one of his boys would use a double dong on each other while she would make it rain

Then Karma came and elbowed him in the eye, the universe is trying to tell him to

Wait, what???

 

[Southeast Jerome]

My only reaction when I saw this on my phone was to laugh. This dude can't get out of his own way for shyt.

 

[Sauce Dab]

I don't even know if I can take another D Rose joke at this point it's and I'm not even a d rose Stan or anything

Spoiler

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

nikka is made of glass.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

 

[meth68]

Unbreakable, what you thought they call me mr.glass

 

[RubioTheCruel]

:dwill:

someone gotta put the headband on there

 

[Edub]

Sounds like somebody in the Chi called a "hit" on derrick after his press conference comments...dude can't just rob that amount of money and think everything is gonna be sweet can he...they puttin the GOONS on Rose in there own little way...this is a sad phase to something that should have been completely beautiful

 

[Southeast Jerome]

 

[El Bombi]

I gonna wear those new Derrick Rose to church this Sunday.

On my OG Chicago stepping shyt.

 

[Sauce Dab]

@ the photo on the desk