Describe The Average Coli Dudes Life

[Kenny West]

good thread

 

[Nick Barnes]

Coli poster ATM receipt

 

[MikelArteta]

Weekdays:

*Goes to six-figure engineering job during the day*

*Gets off, moonlights as a doctor*

*Goes home, plays Xbox, watches anal porn, and rigorously studies the intricacies of the music business*

Weekends:

*Goes to second six-figure job in IT and spends break/lunch time studying to obtain 47 additional certs*

*Then goes to club on Saturday night and only fukks dimes*

*Spends Sundays with girlfriend who knows he cheats on her and whose p*ssy he refuses to eat.*

forgot to add
looks down at anyone making less than 6 figures before 25

 

[Sierra Mist]

*Stunts on em at the 9-5*

*gets ready for my gig with Chris Brown*

It's easy.

 

[Morethan1]

Weekdays:

*Goes to six-figure engineering job during the day*

*Gets off, moonlights as a doctor*

*Goes home, plays Xbox, watches anal porn, and rigorously studies the intricacies of the music business*

Weekends:

*Goes to second six-figure job in IT and spends break/lunch time studying to obtain 47 additional certs*

*Then goes to club on Saturday night and only fukks dimes*

*Spends Sundays with girlfriend who knows he cheats on her and whose p*ssy he refuses to eat.*

 

[Ohms Law]

*Stunts on em at the 9-5*

*gets ready for my gig with Chris Brown*

It's easy.

And thats supposed to be you ?

Edit: Didnt read second caption.

 

[Sierra Mist]

 

[froggle]

Avg Coli nikka - "black women are the worst" "black women are whores" blah blah blah blah

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

*goes to closet*

*chooses from shoe collection*

*selects thru polo pieces for attire*

*Goes shopping*

*buys a watch*
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbLITIynCgA[/ame]

 

[Non Sequitur]

"Brb gonna test out this bugatti, the firm is set on buying me an italian car"

Bugatti was a French company and is now owned by a German corporation by the name of The Volkswagen Group




























































































































I'm being a typical Coli nikka right now, aren't I?

 

[SumBlackguyz]

this is 100% accurate


Thats my coli

 

[Born2BKing]

*His pawg waiting on him to come smash on his new couch*

This is just the weekend spot

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

*wakes up at 2pm, takes shyt

*snorts cocaine off dimes ass to start day

Spoiler

*throws on average shirt

*hits club that he owns, and pops bottles with models and all the celebrities. all while moving kilos of cocaine and clapping anyone who tries to fukk with him.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

*Makes same self-deprecating joke running along the theme of "the average Coli guy." The joke gets made by everyone on the Coli that relies on material consisting of but not limited to: an average coli guy fukking a pawg, an average coli guy being in IT, an average coli guy making arbitrary sum of money each year. Despite the joke not being funny since SOHH days, the average coli poster persists. Daps are spread. Rep is given. Fake internet laffs are had. Then they tell the joke again the next day*

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Makes same self-deprecating joke running along the theme of "the average Coli guy." The joke gets made by everyone on the Coli that relies on material consisting of but not limited to: an average coli guy fukking a pawg, an average coli guy being in IT, an average coli guy making arbitrary sum of money each year. Despite the joke not being funny since SOHH days, the average coli poster persists. Daps are spread. Rep is given. Fake internet laffs are had. Then they tell the joke again the next day*

*Negs this a$$hole*