Describe Your Favorite Movies in as Boring a Way as Possible

[Milk N Cookies]

A kid time travels and meets his parents. His don’t know him but his mom wants to bone him, his pops is lame. He convinced the black kid who works at the soda shop to run for mayor.

 

[Fctftl]

Idiocracy

Ya

@Nicole0416

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Ya

@Nicole0416

Sorry y’all but I have never seen this movie. I started to watch but never got around to finish it. Don’t judge me.

I’m a horror movie head, mostly - I still like playing this game though.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

A kid time travels and meets his parents. His don’t know him but his mom wants to bone him, his pops is lame. He convinced the black kid who works at the soda shop to run for mayor.

Back to the Future @MartyMcFly

 

[Fctftl]

I’m a horror movie head, mostly - I still like playing this game though.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Man child believes he's a dog

The Shaggy Dog

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

- high school kid plays basketball in a wolf costume

- Parents bury their cat and baby with unintended consequences

- Killer Car kills

- Dog attacks mother and son in a car

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Man who thinks all people are takes the longest round-trip journey in history. Along the way he meets new friends and gains a new love for humanity. When he returns to New York he learns his original opinion of people was correct.

Is this a comedy movie? That movie where they travel to the western ranch and ride horses bc dude is having a mid life crisis?? I forget the name ..

 

[KalKal]

- high school kid plays basketball in a wolf costume

- Parents bury their cat and baby with unintended consequences

- Killer Car kills

- Dog attacks mother and son in a car

Teen Wolf
Pet Cemetary
Christine
Cujo

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But the trick is to make it more boring, like:
2) Lost kitty returns home with new outlook on life
3) Teen boy gives his car a girls name and has a crush on it.
4) Poor St. Bernard suffers from rabies

 

[KalKal]

Is this a comedy movie? That movie where they travel to the western ranch and ride horses bc dude is having a mid life crisis?? I forget the name ..

Hint, its a REALLLY REALLY long journey. By the time he gets home he doesn't recognize anyone.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

1. Mentally deficient man in a bow tie is trying to find his bike

2. Mentally deficient idiot has to repeat kindergarten through high school to gain respect from his father

3. Rich carefree senior citizen buffoon enrolls in college with his son. Hijinks ensue

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Teen Wolf
Pet Cemetary
Christine
Cujo

**
But the trick is to make it more boring, like:
2) Lost kitty returns home with new outlook on life
3) Teen boy gives his car a girls name and has a crush on it.
4) Poor St. Bernard suffers from rabies

alright - I’ll work on it.

 

[YakSpiller]

Two grown ass men acting like kids.

Buddy cop movie with a wooden gun.

A NASCAR driver who redeemed himself after racing a gay French dude.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fukking will.

Every Denzel movie where he’s a badass

 

[ShaDynasty]

Man is dealt a bad hand but overcomes it.