Describe your wildest cold approach experience..

[Marco Zen]

I'll go first.. Because I had a wild one today


So I'm at Kroger getting groceries.. In check out lone and spot this BADDIE walking by. I catch eye contact from her and give her the "Good morning "... She's smiles back and says the same.. I couldn't help but add more before she walks by and give her the "How are you? " ...She smiles back and says "fine how are you".... Me: "I'm good " ... (with this exact Shaq smiley face)


So she walks on... I turn around to see how fat that thang is... .... Man...


This chick looks mixed with something.. In leggings, body ridiculous. Thick. Kinda tall bout 5'8 or 5'9.. (I'm taller than her)... Not a beauty queen but far from butter face.. She's pretty enough..


So as I'm paying for groceries I see her in the line across from mine. She looks back at me. I'm like woah. She looked back. But didn't let myself read too much into it..

Pay for my shyt and look over for one last look ad I push my cart out.. She's leaning to her left side poking that hip out while going in her purse



I walk as slow as possible to my car hoping she's coming out behind me

Kept looking back. No shawty coming out.I was like I know what to do!!! I can take my cart all the way back into the store and she'll be coming out! ...


Yes i know this is borderline stalker vibe but not really




So I do that. Still nothing. I tell myself ok dude just give up and let's gtfoh... Then NO! I can't give up!!! Lol... Let's take another cart back in the store!



So I grab another cart in parking lot and do it one more time.. Now she's coming out as I push the cart in... She looks up at me.. I say "have a Nice days'... She smiles and says 'you too".

Time slowed down like the matrix and I thought this is the shoot moment.. But I decided to let her go.. Not that I'm afraid of rejection. I just like to keep my thirst level moderate AND I didn't pick up a good enough vibe from that last eye contact...


So at this point we're walking thru the parking lot a few feet apart.. Then separate going to our cars... Then I hear "Hey!"....

I turn around its her... I'm like wsup and shes walking to me and says "Okay Okay.. I'll give you my number"..

I buss out laughing, she laughs too and I say "but why tho" laughing...

She says "Well because you came back soooo"


Gives me the number...


I'm fully aware just because I got the number don't mean shyt... It might not go anywhere... But still... That's up there with the wildest cold approaches I've had

 

[Bryan Danielson]

No.

I don’t want to

 

[Renegade47]

 

[Silkk]

This nikka pushed back an empty cart that wasn't his after already having pushed his back

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Sounds like she approached you lol

 

[TRUEST]

Op, if U don’t fucck her before the week is over I’ll whoop ur ass.

 

[UpAndComing]

Too many

- Cold approaching at the grocery store, then going 2 aisles down and cold approaching another girl. Then going the other side by the freezer section and cold approaching another

- Cold approaching at the doctors office

- Cold approaching at the DMV

- Cold approaching waiting to order pizza

- Cold approaching at the park

- Cold approaching in a crowded bus or train

- Cold approaching on the street. Cold approached 6 girls in one day doing that


Cold approaching ain't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

 

[Fly]

Cold approaching?


As a card carrying, badge wearing #handsomegang lieutenant?

What’s the point?

I once had a PAWG pay for my meal just to get my attention. I cold approached the front of the restaurant to receive said meal, then cold approached the restaurant door to leave with said meal.

There’s ya story nikka

 

[OaklandCertified]

I'm in the shopping mall and I spot this dime go into forever 21. So I go investigate. As soon as I walk into the store I see her turning down some other bruh. So now I'm like "damn, she might be stuck up". So I go to the men's section and start peeping out the selection. She ends up walking right by me and right over to the male dad hats. I see some other bruhs in the section checking her out but nobody is making a move. I think they were too shook. So I walk right up to her with my phone out, hand her the phone, taking a page from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I say to her "Hurry up and give me yo number fo I don't want it no more".

She looked up at me and started smiling hella hard. She begins to put the number in my phone . The other bruhs in that section were in awe.

I ended up dating her, getting into a relationship and having a child with her.

 

[Renegade47]

Cold approaching?


As a card carrying, badge wearing #handsomegang lieutenant?

What’s the point?

I once had a PAWG pay for my meal just to get my attention. I cold approached the front of the restaurant to receive said meal, then cold approached the restaurant door to leave with said meal.

There’s ya story nikka

 

[Biscayne]

I'll go first.. Because I had a wild one today


So I'm at Kroger getting groceries.. In check out lone and spot this BADDIE walking by. I catch eye contact from her and give her the "Good morning "... She's smiles back and says the same.. I couldn't help but add more before she walks by and give her the "How are you? " ...She smiles back and says "fine how are you".... Me: "I'm good " ... (with this exact Shaq smiley face)


So she walks on... I turn around to see how fat that thang is... .... Man...


This chick looks mixed with something.. In leggings, body ridiculous. Thick. Kinda tall bout 5'8 or 5'9.. (I'm taller than her)... Not a beauty queen but far from butter face.. She's pretty enough..


So as I'm paying for groceries I see her in the line across from mine. She looks back at me. I'm like woah. She looked back. But didn't let myself read too much into it..

Pay for my shyt and look over for one last look ad I push my cart out.. She's leaning to her left side poking that hip out while going in her purse



I walk as slow as possible to my car hoping she's coming out behind me

Kept looking back. No shawty coming out.I was like I know what to do!!! I can take my cart all the way back into the store and she'll be coming out! ...


Yes i know this is borderline stalker vibe but not really




So I do that. Still nothing. I tell myself ok dude just give up and let's gtfoh... Then NO! I can't give up!!! Lol... Let's take another cart back in the store!



So I grab another cart in parking lot and do it one more time.. Now she's coming out as I push the cart in... She looks up at me.. I say "have a Nice days'... She smiles and says 'you too".

Time slowed down like the matrix and I thought this is the shoot moment.. But I decided to let her go.. Not that I'm afraid of rejection. I just like to keep my thirst level moderate AND I didn't pick up a good enough vibe from that last eye contact...


So at this point we're walking thru the parking lot a few feet apart.. Then separate going to our cars... Then I hear "Hey!"....

I turn around its her... I'm like wsup and shes walking to me and says "Okay Okay.. I'll give you my number"..

I buss out laughing, she laughs too and I say "but why tho" laughing...

She says "Well because you came back soooo"


Gives me the number...


I'm fully aware just because I got the number don't mean shyt... It might not go anywhere... But still... That's up there with the wildest cold approaches I've had

This made me way happier than it should have. Why am I so happy for you? She may end up being “The One”. A cold approach that leads to you finding your soulmate.

 

[Marco Zen]

Breh, I believe a lot of stories that's posted on here, a LOT, but why does that read like fan fiction?


I don't know man, something about that don't sound right.

But anyway, you want the good stories or the bad stories? I've been cussed out before.

Also got plenty of numbers before too.



The "wildest" might be this chic who I was feeling a LONG time ago in my simp days, my sister knew her but I didn't know her like that. Every time I saw her it was from a distance, and the last time I seen her was maybe 10 years ago, when she had short processed hair.

Anyway, I'm walking out of Wally World one night and I see a chic with an afro putting her baby in the car. Her back was to me the whole time but anybody that knows me knows I love natural haired women


But anyway, I see the chic struggling putting her baby in the car seat while I'm walking past and I think nothing of it, and keep walking to my car. I get to my car, do a lookback and she's still struggling with the car seat and her back is still turned to me and keep in mind, this is night time so I can't see nothing clearly except for the afro and this woman from the back putting her baby in the car.

But something tells me "that's ole girl "

Now keep in mind, I haven't seen her in 10 years, and the last time I saw her, her hair was short and processed, she was skinnier, but somehow I knew it was her.

so I call her name lightly just in case I'm wrong and it's somebody else

Ole girl turns around and it IS her.

We chat for a few min, catch up and I give her my number, then I get in my car and take off.

On my way home, I get a text from her telling me it's her and she wants me to save her in my phone.

That was wild only because, and she's even told me this, she doesn't understand how I knew it was her and tbh, I don't even know how I knew it was her. She looks completely different from how she did back then, but


ya boy got that radar I guess

Trust me word for word true story ... I know how it sounds nikka hence the "your Wildest experiences"



And yours technically isn't a cold approach if you kinda knew her already ... Still good shyt tho

 

[HYDRO]

I dono if this counts but I told the girl I was with "hey go tell her (another girl) that you wanna fukk her and that I'll fukk the shyt out her"...and she did...but nothing came of it, so I was like "well I tried"
...then the bar closed and the girl i was with was annoying so I had my homie drive me home...on the way i get a txt "where you at? We waiting on you!!"
My boy starts hating "im not goin back in too drunk blah blah blah" i think he was just mad I was fukkin his cousin (the girl I was OG with)

 

[Marco Zen]

This nikka pushed back an empty cart that wasn't his after already having pushed his back

That shyt was fukkin brilliant!!!