Desperation Day Appreciation.

[Ghostface Trillah]

All these single girls thought they were catches the other the other 51 weeks of the year having to deal with reality that you not special and no one is in that big of a rush to spend money on you or do anything for you on the biggest love and affection holiday of the year. Enjoy that huge slice of humble pie with your multiple glasses of cheap wine as you chill in your pajama bottoms and head wrap watching netflix avoiding social media because all your girlfriends had plans and didn't want to do a "Girls Night Out" and you don't want to see them pictures of them being happy.


@jadillac Hit me with the funk one time!

 

[Captain Crunch]

Imma hit the bars at 11 tonight

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

This is where #GMB gang shines brehs @Emperor_ReinScarf @malcolmxxx_45

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Imma hit the bars at 11 tonight

Its like shooting fish in a barrel right now. I walked into the supermarket in my suit last night and women were staring me down and finding reasons to spark up conversations. Chicks who was brushing me off to see what's behind door #2 now smiling all in my face, laughing at my jokes like Martin when he was on the varnell hill show. Its funny as hell.

All you gotta do is say hi to a woman today and you halfway in there.

 

[Sk3ptical]

 

[Warren Moon]

Imma hit the bars at 11 tonight

I have never not gotten laid on vday. But this year im wifed up so i guess technically the streak continues

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Imma hit the bars at 11 tonight

This is where #GMB gang shines brehs @Emperor_ReinScarf @malcolmxxx_45

We manipulating and selling dreams to thots tonight

 

[london]

#TeamUglyReportingLive

 

[O.T.I.S.]

And I thought my phone was blowing up because they loved me

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

We manipulating and selling dreams to thots tonight

Im walking into club passion like tonight

 

[MikelArteta]

Technically any chick can get q date and a simp buying her flowers but still that humble pie

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Im walking into club passion like tonight

I'm gonna walk in like

And walk out

Even I dont smash which is unlikely

I can walk with my head high knowing that I didn't spend a dime on these thots


Win win brehs

 

[DrX]

these bytches deserve to be single...thats what they get for holding out for the perfect man that dont exist

 

[ThaRealness]

*takes notes*

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

will there be some marriages/bonds formed in blood being that Friday the 13th predates V-Day this year..

murder/suicide pacts

St Valentine Day Massacre