Desperation Day Appreciation.

[jadillac]

All these single girls thought they were catches the other the other 51 weeks of the year having to deal with reality that you not special and no one is in that big of a rush to spend money on you or do anything for you on the biggest love and affection holiday of the year. Enjoy that huge slice of humble pie with your multiple glasses of cheap wine as you chill in your pajama bottoms and head wrap watching netflix avoiding social media because all your girlfriends had plans and didn't want to do a "Girls Night Out" and you don't want to see them pictures of them being happy.


@jadillac Hit me with the funk one time!

"(ladies) don't be mad.....unless we talkin bout you"

 

[mr. smoke weed]

I've got a long time girlfriend but I loveeeeee desperation weekend.

These thots outchea finding out what its like to be a normal guy

 

[the cac mamba]

gonna be even better next year with valentines on a sunday

that thurs fri sat

 

[BedRoomI'z]

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

And I thought my phone was blowing up because they loved me

 

[Silkk]

Barney don't get no credit

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

A wise man once told me, "This generation of women are going to outsmart themselves into loneliness, the dating game is like musical chairs and men are the chairs, you need to think about where you gonna be when the music ends but they just keep walking around with their head held too high to see the chairs....then the music stops, and they look down and realize everyone has a chair but them and they're standing there looking stupid"



Happy Desperation Day Y'all.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Barney don't get no credit

He didn't make that up. Players been knew about that.

My bruh @Flychologist put me onto desperation day back in 2001. Way before HIMYM.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Why so much hate though? Those women need love too. For real though...

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

And I thought my phone was blowing up because they loved me

Nah man they just fishing for a V-Day date to escape being alone. Don't take the bait. If they wouldn't have hollered on January 14th, don't give them the time of day on February 14th.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Why so much hate though? Those women need love too. For real though...

curving motherfu-ckers all year round and they need love now?

foh

 

[Truth200]

A wise man once told me, "This generation of women are going to outsmart themselves into loneliness, the dating game is like musical chairs and men are the chairs, you need to think about where you gonna be when the music ends but they just keep walking around with their head held too high to see the chairs....then the music stops, and they look down and realize everyone has a chair but them and they're standing there looking stupid"



Happy Desperation Day Y'all.

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

Why so much hate though? Those women need love too. For real though...

no hate here,they could Amtrak a line with me,lie and tell me they luh thou grime god,cut open a sliver of thine hypothalamus and lick thy oxytocin..

 

[ThaRealness]

will there be some marriages/bonds formed in blood being that Friday the 13th predates V-Day this year..

murder/suicide pacts

St Valentine Day Massacre

that escalated quickly.

Weird coincidence though

 

[Captain Crunch]

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