lol, here is the other thread, classic thread
Had to flex on this dude at my apartment
I live on the top floor of a 2 story apartment. The fat fukk beneath me is disabled somehow and so is his girl. The girl is in a wheelchair. Well they like to sit in their doorway and smoke which makes my apartment smell like smoke bc it rises. I had been just accepting it for a while but a couple days ago i went down there and saw that it was the girl out there doing it. I kindly explained how they were inconveniencing me and asked her if they could smoke in front of the building or even 5 feet away from where she was sitting at that moment, which would've been in the grass. This bytch just smirked and said 'fat fukking chance.'
When she said that, i basically told her that i would have to call the front office then and i took a few steps away from her and dialed the number and as it was ringing she must've gotten angry bc she started hollering and cussing at me and shyt. Then she started advancing toward me and was pointing the cigarette towards me like she was going to burn me. I told her to stop and that i felt threatened but she kept coming. It was only the fact that she was fat and possessed little upper body strength that gave me the time needed to react. I put a broom through her tires which made it where she couldn't move and then put her on speakerphone so the front office could hear her disabled screams of rage. They got a warning and haven't smoked sense.
Well dude came up to my door and was pounding on it and i opened it and before he could speak i just closed it back on him like a g. He had time to put his foot in though and so i couldn't close it all the way. But I had a wet dish rag from cleaning and i just started popping that leg brehs. I went to town on his whole lower leg and he was screaming like a bytch. When i let his foot/leg out i closed the door and i could hear him outside angry, but i don't care bc i'm paying for the rent there and that means a certain level of comfort.
@One this is how ya boy is out here livin
