Devil makes a deal with you

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Yea I think I'm in.

Giving women orgasms is the one thing I'm not great at in the game.

I have money, looks, smarts, humor, but my dikk game has always been subpar.

Being "the best dikk of all time" to 100% of women is like a priceless commodity. shyt I could even monetize that.
 
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CACarot said:
It's not gay cause you are a woman. Yall really passing up on the gift of being a Sex god and never having to be worried about being a GMB victim.
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Why does the deal have to make you a female though to become a sex god? Sounds pretty moist to me. I hope thecoli don't let you slide for this fantasy you thought up.


CACarot said:
He turns you into a female instagram model for a day. After 24 hrs you will return back to your usual self but now be given a special power. The power is when ever you have sex with a woman yo will now give her the best orgasm she has ever had. You will also always be considered the greatest lover they ever had and if you are in a relationship they will never cheat on you. The only catch is...during that 24hr 's as instathot you have to atleast fukk one dude in order to get this power.

So my question is, How many dudes do you have sex with?
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Demetrius said:
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Didn't even read the rest.

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lmao

I checked out at the thread title.. didn't read anything in the first post until I saw this ^^ haha..
 
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BaldingSoHard said:
Yea I think I'm in.

Giving women orgasms is the one thing I'm not great at in the game.

I have money, looks, smarts, humor, but my dikk game has always been subpar.

Being "the best dikk of all time" to 100% of women is like a priceless commodity. shyt I could even monetize that.
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That post-penetration transformation though :patrice: my soul ain't that steely
Demetrius said:
Why does the deal have to make you a female though to become a sex god? Sounds pretty moist to me. I hope thecoli don't let you slide for this fantasy you thought up.
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No deal offered by the devil is absent of fukkery :skip:
 
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CACarot said:
It's not gay cause you are a woman. Yall really passing up on the gift of being a Sex god and never having to be worried about being a GMB victim.
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BaldingSoHard said:
Yea I think I'm in.

Giving women orgasms is the one thing I'm not great at in the game.

I have money, looks, smarts, humor, but my dikk game has always been subpar.

Being "the best dikk of all time" to 100% of women is like a priceless commodity. shyt I could even monetize that.
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I mean you could just learn, study, and practice new techniques to master your sex game instead of that :dead:
 
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Silkk said:
I mean you could just learn, study, and practice new techniques to master your sex game instead of that :dead:
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I've tried, breh. Believe me I've tried. I'm good enough to pull a good woman but I'll never be "unforgettable life-altering dikk" that every breh wants to be.
 
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