Did a "No call,No show"today heLp ME

[My Name Is My Naaame]

Help me make up an excuse yall.i have nothing

Had to be there at 5am but my dumb ass drunk a whole pint of remy last night.alarm went off n i was like fukk that

My manager nem steady calling and i aint calling bike.im in this bytch liketryna come up wit sum


I know they pissed cuz i was suppose to open the store and saturdays busy as hell

I know they need me but I did this before so i might get fired.help a sista out yall

 

[Gonzo]

How old are you? What type of establishment you work at?

 

[smokeurobinson]

Go to the emergency room faking a pain and get a note from them.

 

[My Name Is My Naaame]

Go to the emergency room faking a pain and get a note from them.

My lazy ass aint doin all that

 

[My Name Is My Naaame]

How old are you? What type of establishment you work at?

23...airport

 

[J.E.T.S]

23...airport

Oh, you're done.

You're expendable.

 

[smokeurobinson]

My lazy ass aint doin all that

Well have ya man help u out with ya bills when they give you the pink slip.

(Suck it real good while cuffing his balls with a handful of saliva. Suck it like u trying to suck a slurpiee with a thin straw and swallow every drop while looking into his eyes like a demon while he's nutting in your mouth.....that might help u get that extra c note out of ya mans wallet...u gonna need it)

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Yeah you might be donezo

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

My lazy ass aint doin all that

then expect to be unemployed with yr b-tch ass

 

[MollyGalaga]

My lazy ass aint doin all that

Well ya lazy ass better take that L like a champ

 

[Geek Nasty]

Hope you got neck game

 

[Worthless Loser]

You mise well just see if you can use a friend there as a reference for your next job search.

 

[GreenGhxst]

My lazy ass aint doin all that

Why do you even work there then and why aren't you answering the phone saying you fukked up and overslept because if the store is busy don't you think they could use your help today? Just quit the job if you don't want to work there. When people are late for work they usually hop up and rush out the door. You chillin on the coli wasting time. Your best bet is to own your fukk up and go in if you want to keep your job.

 

[GrindMode]

Just say
Hr ..."im black and u black u know the struggle"
And he will get off ur back
it works everytime for me

 

[MJ Truth]

Go to the emergency room faking a pain and get a note from them.

The financial irresponsibility of compounding likely losing his job with an emergency room bill.

Obviously if he's worried this muchg about a no-call/no-show he's working retail or something and probably doesn't have any decent insurance, if any at all.