Did Anyone Notice An Overabundance Of Demonic Commercials During This Superbowl

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That godaddy commercial was not appropriate at all on a spotlight that big.

I mean they really zoomed in on the mouths. I was like. Thats just vulgar. :scusthov:

and obviously satanic because i could really see the demonic intent of the advertisers when they zoomed in on the mouths.
 

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it was very much so treading the line of POV manipulation sorcery

before the game even started they had a black woman dancing around like a nut case waving her hands around at the sky as if she was beguiling the prince of the air

the commentators were so enthusiastic about it talking of voodoo in a mysterious but positive way in order to coax weak hearts to become interested in these demonic things im sure
 

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it was very much so treading the line of POV manipulation sorcery

before the game even started they had a black woman dancing around like a nut case waving her hands around at the sky as if she was beguiling the prince of the air

the commentators were so enthusiastic about it talking of voodoo in a mysterious but positive way in order to coax weak hearts to become interested in these demonic things im sure

I promise you friend some child in America is making a voo doo doll as we speak to use with demonic intent against a friend. But you know demons, they make filth and hide their hands behind *its only entertainment* :smugdraper:

No, its demonic Filth! :ufdup: :steviej:
 

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Im going to do some research on this potentially demonic amulet that William Dafoe is wearing in this commercial.

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Good heavens like :why: friends, what was going on with the programming this year. I cant save ive ever seen a superbowl advertise so many violent and sexualized commercials in my life. What are they trying to do to friends, friends.

Off the top of my head the walking dead commercial where they show a zombie get an arrow put through its head, with blood splatter on a wall, AT THE SUPERBOWL. :sadbron:

A Godaddy.com commercial with an intellectual individual engaged in passionate kissing with a model :why:

A commercial where some guy i believe got kicked across a room and probably put in critical condition for disagreeing with the percieved value of a Kia?

Have we become this numb to violence. Especially violence advertised to our youth? Its so demonic, friends. :sitdown:

Fck you mean? SB commercials have always been hyper-sexualized and violent-themed. Is this the first SB you've ever watched? The whole idea is that they are supposed to be over the top to provoke a reaction, and get people talking about 'em the next day.

And what the hell is so demonic about two people kissing, exactly? Ya'll need to get out the house, and stop trippin.

LOL @ "popped a demon im sweatin" tho.
 
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yeah, i was in a room full of people (including children), and that very lustful close-up kiss was not appropriate at all for that time slot and show. it wasn't just a regular kiss, but very sexual in nature, imo.

i'm not trying to be puritanical, but we were expecting to just watch a football game - we weren't expecting the over-the-top sexual connotations.

there was also this calvin klein commercial with some dude posing almost naked - i can understand how a man would not want his daughter, sister or niece to be bombarded with such imagery.
 

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there was also this calvin klein commercial with some dude posing almost naked - i can understand how a man would not want his daughter, sister or niece to be bombarded with such imagery.

that was hot, those packages they had was :ohlawd:
 

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Mr. Somebody is one of my favorite posters, he's hilarious, but he's speaking that real though. :ufdup: If you letting your kids watch tv/movies/internet unattended.
 

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Im going to do some research on this potentially demonic amulet that William Dafoe is wearing in this commercial.

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:dwillhuh: :mindblown: i missed this one live but im glad either way im going to keep this tabbed now


I promise you friend some child in America is making a voo doo doll as we speak to use with demonic intent against a friend. But you know demons, they make filth and hide their hands behind *its only entertainment* :smugdraper:

No, its demonic Filth! :ufdup: :steviej:



the devil has a way with words that builds you up like sky scrappers and brings you down like timber friend :smh:

so many little children are wondering why that guy didnt sign the contract the blue eyed man offered so he could be in the lime light with DL jezebels

"man ida did it he coulda been in music videos"



i also have reason to believe they were promoting same sex couples during the halftime show :wtb: they are being very hush hush about it now like the ravens locker room wasnt spreading that propoganda less than a week ago :aicmon:
 
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