Did I Just Commit Sexual Harassment???

[Marco Zen]

So lately I added dark chocolate to my diet. The expensive shyt. Not the candy bar/ Hershey's shyt. Its all bitter and strong but they say its good for your heart, blood flow, mood, performance all that ol shyt... So anyway I'm eating some of it at work and it hits me to crack a 'chocolate" joke on one of these females I work with because I'm so smooth with a great sense of humor (the unbalanced ego)

I walk up on a black girl that works close to my dept...

Me: Aye


Her: Hey



Me: Look ima just come out and say it ... You want some of this chocolate dontcha


Her: What?



Me: I'm talking about this chocolate (and proceed to pull the package of dark chocolate out of my pocket)


Her: Boy you stupid!!! You got me on that one

Me:


Her: Yea that's that good healthy shyt!




Fast forward to later in the shift I run up on a pawg I work with. This time I was a bit more careful. So careful I decided not to even tell the same lame ass joke and just..

Me: Aye


Her: Hey




Me: I have some dark chocolate right and I was gonna ask you if you would like to try some but I didn't want it to come off wrong and then be called into the human resources office to explain it ...

Her:



Me:




Her: ...Well if you're asking me would I like to have some... Sure..



Me: Ok








Wasn't until I got off did I hear about what happened to Matt lauer

 

[Edub]

.......at nikkas being shook of hr offices ......had you not bished up wit the cac chick she may have took more than the candy.




But yea you harassed our mahogany sister and made sure the cac chick was comfortable.....do better holmes

 

[Malik1time]

 

[Breh13]

No.

 

[Gold]

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[Paper Boi]

if you did, oh well. no one gonna bother reading all that anyway.

 

[Hungerpain]

nikkas bout to be losing they jobs over mad dumb shyt next year.

 

[Sauce Dab]

So you were with the black woman but then you seen a cave woman and then you tried to tense up

 

[MikeyC]

Yes

Sorry OP, but you going to jail.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

You goin down bruh. You might as well quit and move to another state because that dark chocolate joke gonna backfire on you when your sharing a cell with nasty nate.

#Bars no pun intended

 

[Malik1time]

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@Feds

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Lol@the conversation with the cave dweller

 

[Anti-Anime]

Y even risk it? These evil cacettes won't stop until every man is unemployed

 

[Marco Zen]

.......at nikkas being shook of hr offices ......had you not bished up wit the cac chick she may have took more than the candy.




But yea you harassed our mahogany sister and made sure the cac chick was comfortable.....do better holmes

So you were with the black woman but then you seen a cave woman and then you tried to tense up

I thought it was funny at first then as I walked to the white chick I was


This pawg in particular be halfway flirting wit a nikka sometimes too but I don't take the bait fukk all that.. Its still #teamtrustnocacs #notevencacbytches

 

[Swirv]

Just do your job