So I was walking to the corner store a while ago, on my phone not paying attention when all of a sudden this little dog come out a crack in a fence and starts barking at me.
I hit him with the "
Get the fukk outta here
" and leaned forward to intimidate him but he was still tryna come for my ankles

So now I'm angry and started walking him down like "Get the
fukk outta here
"
The lil muhfukka jumped into the street and I hadn't even seen the oncoming traffic... Before I knew, it was too late

...
The driver put on their hazards and before it could even register as a deliberate thought I was running and cut thru an alley

Now that the adrenaline is gone just keep thinking "shyt... did you kill that dog???"