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Jesus Loves you...Your Cat doesn't. {#Dogset}
Sometimes I think @Address_Unknown seen more shyt than the rest of the coli combined![]()
I doubt it, I just got a way of vividly describing the fukkery and other situations in a compelling and slightly bombastic way that make folk interested in it. Plus I think @sanityovar8ted got me beat with the surreal shyt she be dropping, bless her heart (and stay safe, ma'am.)
I mean, I've been in some VERY retarded situations (The time I fronted as a coke dealer and nearly got stabbed at a coke party, The time I fell asleep in Venice Italy and my cruise ship was an hour away from leaving port and I had to run/ride through the streets, almost getting stabbed, shot and stranded on some bullshyt) mainly of my own doing mixed in with a bit of the Universe and I guess God guiding me towards some weird ass scenarios, but then again I'm a very silly man with eccentric tastes who's willing to wade through alot of weird shyt all in favor of having a good/memorable time.

There's absolutely no reasons why any normal man should find himself wearing a Fez hat in a dimly lit back room making wagers on coloured ping pong balls popping out of some Romanian stripper's Vagina, breh.

