Disrespectful? Girl asked me to lift up my shirt in front of her boyfriend

[PabloEscobar]

So Tuesday night me and one of my roommates from freshman year go over to his roommates girlfriend's apartment. I already knew of two of the bytches who lived there, but I didnt know they had a third roommate. Shes a thick little Korean bytch and shes studying with some dude from Kosovo. We there kicking it and shyt I told them about my aspiring dreams to be a model. So my old roommate tells me to lift my shirt up and im like "nah im straight". And the Korean bytch and her roommate are like"Come on shows us" So I do, and these hoes are geeking shyt like "oh my god his chest is bigger than mines" "he has those things on the side of his abs".
Fast foward to yesterday. Im chilling with my old roomates.

Me: whats up with that korean bytch from the other night
them: she has a boyfriend
me: who?
them: the guy from Kosovo
me:

Im in disbelief because the way shorty was creaming herself when i was showing them my abs and chest, I wouldve never guessed the guy she was studying with was her boyfriend

have any of you brehs ever have your GF/wife/bytch over another dudes body in your presence like your not even there?
(Im a still try to fukkt this Korean bytch thick asian bytches is my weakness)

 

[So-Chi]

My girl would not ever have such audacity....you can probably bust her down in front of dude.

 

[krackdagawd]

Aesthetics win again

 

[DreadHead P]

That's out of pocket like a mafucca, that heaux need to be checked, I had to check my ex once cause she said somethin about how fine some dude that Ledisi had wit her at a concert was, I'd prolly headbutt a bytch for some shyt like that

 

[So-Chi]

That's out of pocket like a mafucca, that beaux need to be checked, I had to check my ex once cause she said somethin about how fine some dude that Ledisi had wit her at a concert was, I'd prolly headbutt a bytch for some shyt like that

Headbutts: MAD underrated

 

[PabloEscobar]

My girl would not ever have such audacity....you can probably bust her down in front of dude.

yea man i was like damn thats his bytch and he just stood there the whole time while she was gassing me up to take my shirt off. I feel bad that im about the fukk his bytch because i was chopping it up with buddy and he seemed pretty cool. like the dream said Im sorry I got it in for your girlfriend

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Don't f*ck around with Kosovans breh, they're some crazy muhfuccas.

Obviously dude musta been soft tho. Otherwise he woulda pimp slapped his girl there and then.

Or maybe he knows she won't do anything so he's cool about it?

 

[PabloEscobar]

Don't f*ck around with Kosovans breh, they're some crazy muhfuccas.

Obviously dude musta been soft tho. Otherwise he woulda pimp slapped his girl there and then.

Or maybe he knows she won't do anything so he's cool about it?

I got to school in the chicago. Dude was telling me about the time he beat the shyt outta some homeless guy because dude kept harrassing him and his friend for money. he said the homeless dude got in his face and outta nowhere just headbutted him. he said he lost it after the homeless nikka headbutted him. i was like oh this a cool ass white boy
but shorty was laughing at everything a nikka said. and offered me to come sit down next to her. i was just like naw im straight over here.

 

[DreadHead P]

Headbutts: MAD underrated

No prints or knuckle marks

 

[Auger]

How does admiring someone's physique equate to cheating? You don't think she was just in admiration and nothing else?

 

[PabloEscobar]

How does admiring someone's physique equate to cheating? You don't think she was just in admiration and nothing else?

so youd be cool with your wife/gf/significant other asking some stranger she just me less than 2 hours ago to lift up his shirt?

 

[Roberto Dinero]

I got to school in the chicago. Dude was telling me about the time he beat the shyt outta some homeless guy because dude kept harrassing him and his friend for money. he said the homeless dude got in his face and outta nowhere just headbutted him. he said he lost it after the homeless nikka headbutted him. i was like oh this a cool ass white boy

Yeah, all the Kosvans I've met were crazy. Their country is a war-torn sh!t hole

When I 1st moved out here to London my dealer was this Kosovan guy called Bez. I stopped f*cking with him after I found a better dealer tho cause his weed sucked ass. Full of stems and seeds and sh!t.

I think he was also one of those eastern European type pimps too. He had young looking chicks in his ride all the time. A lot of Kosovan gangsters out here are in that teenage forced prostitution kinda racket.

One time he was like don't be in a rush to come see me, so I gave him sometime before I met him. When I got there he had a fine looking chick in the whip with him, I'm pretty sure they just got done f*cking.

He never offered to sell me some puzzy tho so I dunno. I woulda probably banged for the right prize if he did.

He sold rocks too but if his crack was as bad as his weed? All the fiends would probably come back asking for their money back.

 

[PabloEscobar]

Yeah, all the Kosvans I've met were crazy. Their country is a war-torn sh!t hole

When I 1st moved out here to London my dealer was this Kosovan guy called Bez. I stopped f*cking with him after I found a better dealer tho cause his weed sucked ass. Full of stems and seeds and sh!t.

I think he was also one of those eastern European type pimps too. He had young looking chicks in his ride all the time. A lot of Kosovan gangsters out here are in that teenage forced prostitution kinda racket.

One time he was like don't be in a rush to come see me, so I gave him sometime before I met him. When I got there he had a fine looking chick in the whip with him, I'm pretty sure they just got done f*cking.

He never offered to sell me some puzzy tho so I dunno. I woulda probably banged for the right prize if he did.

He sold rocks too but if his crack was as bad as his weed? All the fiends would probably come back asking for their money back.

yea dude told me his family fled kosovo when he was like 8 or 9 to escape genocide. Dude was mad cool tho said like to hoop and shyt but ima crack his bytch tho and if he get tight about it we can take it there

 

[Roberto Dinero]

yea dude told me his family fled kosovo when he was like 8 or 9 to escape genocide. Dude was mad cool tho said like to hoop and shyt but ima crack his bytch tho and if he get tight about it we can take it there

U a foul dude my friend. But if the bish is a hoe like that then

 

[PabloEscobar]

U a foul dude my friend. But if the bish is a hoe like that then

shorty thick as fukk and look like a geisha i kno its foul but i seen her on campus the other day and she smiled at a nikka her hips were