DISS A Poster (Written Rap Battle)

[Kal-El]

Thread full of fakkits
Yeah thread full of fakkits
All yall fakkits

 

[Kairi Irving]

fukk the litter that will leave me kind of bitter
Like when ya moms found ya weed and she threw it in the shytter
But dang I ain’t a quitter. I swear I am a lifter
Perfect ass rapper you can call me the gifter

Coldest Heartbreak since Mr West in Winter, Shoryuken, connect-4 with your chin--make your head bend back like a Pez Dispenser

 

[chowism]

Op ain't start the thread right/
I could've been the ghost to thread write/ Bars harder than my dikk/ When I see ya chick/ She get fed pipe/

 

[Kairi Irving]

Op ain't start the thread right/
I could've been the ghost to thread write/ Bars harder than my dikk/ When I see ya chick/ She get fed pipe/

Im a Pro at the Game, no need to hit the Pause Button, you bout to get packed up, school luncheon.

Im Green, you red, like 2K Releases, you thought you spittin like Eminem? sounding like reeses pieces

Now your erratic, devastated

Watch me punch you "Square" in the face, "X" amount of times like playstation

 

[yardman]

All my shots butter, I'll crush your peanut.
I got bars you wear a bra, yo bytch keep my d cupped.
Get jugged for your reup.
Before I tee off I creep up.
Slide on em like I skied up.
He got blended like a fetus.​

 

[Guvnor]

Im a Pro at the Game, no need to hit the Pause Button, you bout to get packed up, school luncheon.

Im Green, you red, like 2K Releases, you thought you spittin like Eminem? sounding like reeses pieces

Now your erratic, devastated

Watch me punch you "Square" in the face, "X" amount of times like playstation

nikka you play games, I got a tray 8.
Shot you two times watch your body lay straight.
Shot your mans who gonna lay down parallel, that's a pause, two lines nikka your soft.

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

Coldest Heartbreak since Mr West in Winter, Shoryuken, connect-4 with your chin--make your head bend back like a Pez Dispenser

Posting pics to explain ya lyrics??
Nikka please...
Google can't help us feel them
So let me explain how I delete them
Backspace backspace, yea you ain't shyt
You just caught a L like this Mayweather gif

 

[Guvnor]

All my shots butter, I'll crush your peanut.
I got bars you wear a bra, yo bytch keep my d cupped.
Get jugged for your reup.
Before I tee off I creep up.
Slide on em like I skied up.
He got blended like a fetus.​

You got baby lines, I got rabie lines.
I don't rap.. I shoot cats.
I spit flem and sneeze out philosophies.
Deadly like the new flu, hit you like the ju-ju.
This is voodoo, get your ass pu-pu.
This is high science, I created chemistry.
Alchemy I turned lead into gold
I lead then went straight for my goal, you never know.
You say you a yard man, where is your gat
You can't hit folks with bamboo, that's real facts

 

[Kairi Irving]

Posting pics to explain ya lyrics??
Nikka please...
Google can't help us feel them
So let me explain how I delete them
Backspace backspace, yea you ain't shyt
Nikka you caught a L like that Mayweather gif

That was trash.


Im bout cook this bum like Rotisserie, fell for my Bait, like Kathy put a poster out his misery

Or on a Milk Carton, send you to the shadow realm youll just be a distant memory, Im like a Boss Battle , hope you didnt enabled auto save cuz once you hold this L its eternal, you on a permanent holiday.

 

[yardman]

You got baby lines, I got rabie lines.
I don't rap.. I shoot cats.
I spit flem and sneeze out philosophies.
Deadly like the new flu, hit you like the ju-ju.
This is voodoo, get your ass pu-pu.
This is high science, I created chemistry.
Alchemy I turned lead into gold
I lead then went straight for my goal, you never know.
You say you a yard man, where is your gat
You can't hit folks with bamboo, that's real facts

Like a governor you get throttled.
Milked like baby bottle.
For the little cheese that you got.
My index itchy with the snub, nikka if I sneeze you getting shot.
Backstroke in your blood.
The stick like a staff, give you a part leave a flood.
You ain't a bear, you ain't a cub, you a scrub.
Bet a pole with a ladder will stop in your tracks like steering with a club.
My machine is a sub, I can let it woof, a potato a make it hum.
You a bum, a street sweeper won't leave no crumbs.
You can get beat like a drum with a drum.​

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

That was trash.


Im bout cook this bum like Rotisserie, fell for my Bait, like Kathy put a poster out his misery

Or on a Milk Carton, send you to the shadow realm youll just be a distant memory, Im like a Boss Battle , hope you didnt enabled auto save cuz once you hold this L its eternal, you on a permanent holiday.

Like your post you a level below me
I'd ask to prove you the best but you can't show me
So...
Safe to say you ain't from the state of Missouri
But keep trying, anybody got a shot, ask Rudy

 

[Guvnor]

Like a governor you get throttled.
Milked like baby bottle.
For the little cheese that you got.
My index itchy with the snub, nikka if I sneeze you getting shot.
Backstroke in your blood.
The stick like a staff, give you a part leave a flood.
You ain't a bear, you ain't a cub, you a scrub.
Bet a pole with a ladder will stop in your tracks like steering with a club.
My machine is a sub, I can let it woof, a potato a make it hum.
You a bum, a street sweeper won't leave no crumbs.
You can get beat like a drum with a drum.​

You wanna milk me like a bottle for cheese,I got to laugh
You sucker emcees, can't get far that's cheap gas
I got empires like Rome,riches like mansa musa
In one finger lift, your whole face will need sutures
With one whistle blown, I could I take your whole soul
I'm the one tree that fell in the Forrest that they heard
I'm the great malcolm x on his tier giving the word
when ever you write your shyt, it's just words
You ain't got god in your pen or in your verbs
These is actions, words, not action words
Ever mark I wrote, it's like a bird gets set free
Doves cry for the prince when ever the gawd speaks
This the guvnor, leader of the free world
You a yardman, stay up in your yard yo
You a snail slow, looking escar-go
What type of bottymon business yuh talking!

 

[Guvnor]

Bumbo Cloth!

 

[Guvnor]

Triple post, SMH!

 

[Kairi Irving]

Like your post you a level below me
I'd ask to prove you the best but you can't show me
So...
Safe to say you ain't from the state of Missouri
But keep trying, anybody got a shot, ask Rudy

Put the Barrel to your Eye, Cue make you lose your Intellect

We in two different lanes, aint no way we would ever Intersect

Run into you like a Finish Line, Try me, give you Trauma like an Army vet

Thats something that you didnt know, Special Beam on the Cannon, and it gleams green like Piccolo, oops that was unintentional,

I meant im OP, too much HP, Hulk Green like Lou Ferrig-no.