Do Females Really Notice The "Bulge"?

[MAKAVELI25]

plz explain

Explain what? The question is "do females notice the bulge"? and he answered "yes", how the fukk else can he explain?

 

[How Sway?]

plz explain

back when I use to work a this grocery store i was the cart boy and In the summer time I had to wear khaki shorts while on the job. Anyway for some reason these particular pair of shorts did nice job of showing off my "thang" and long story short, Every time I'd walk up to one of my female coworkers or even some of the lady customers to ask if they needed help they would look at me and then do a double take *down there* and suddenly smile at me. mind you there were a lot of freaks and hoes at this job.

One of my female coworkers (who was bi and a big ole freak) even pointed it out one time. She was like "i know essdot is packin some heat down there" and even had the balls(no pun) to point at my bulge.

my reaction was like a combination of and at the same time

 

[swimmingpools]

Its the same thing as men noticing nice t*ts and ass on a woman. Sometimes you look because you are just doing a quick glance of the opposite sex and sometimes you get a look in like "Damn. Did you see that?" Same exact thing. Some of you guys need to stop acting like men are the only "visual creatures".

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

I forgot to mention that every time a I see a man wearing any type of "flimsy" material (aka sweats, basketball shorts etc) I'm gonna stare. I get kind of mad when I don't see anything. Where is it hiding?

Once I was at my old job, with my lesbian coworker. A guy with a big dikk came in wearing sweat pants (so you could obviously see his bulge), and even my lesbian coworker was staring hard. She said, "Yo that shyt is huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Explain what? The question is "do females notice the bulge"? and he answered "yes", how the fukk else can he explain?

Never mind

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I forgot to mention that every time a I see a man wearing any type of "flimsy" material (aka sweats, basketball shorts etc) I'm gonna stare. I get kind of mad when I don't see anything. Where is it hiding?

Once I was at my old job, with my lesbian coworker. A guy with a big dikk came in wearing sweat pants (so you could obviously see his bulge), and even my lesbian coworker was staring hard. She said, "Yo that shyt is huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Mr. Somebody]

This thread makes me uncomfortable. Women crazed for private parts are a liability for any corporation.

 

[Carolina Slim]

Women be on the lookout for it, low key. There's this real flirtatious white girl that works at my company. Since I moved to another department (in another building), I don't see her as much, unless one of us happens to be in the other's building for a meeting or something. So one time I was over there to see someone, and shorty came up behind me and surprised me. When I turned around, and saw her, she jumped and gave me a big hug, pressing them chesticles all into a n1gga. Immediately the love muscle jumped up (he ain't got but one eye, he can't see well and couldn't tell it wasn't wifey). She felt it, and as she backed up after the hug, I saw her sneak a peek downstairs. She started blushing, but I made sure to keep the face. There's no shortage of these white broads at work thirsty to slide up next to a n1gga to see if they can get a glimpse or low key rub.

 

[RAX 010]

hell yea old ladies especially ...the give no fukks they
meat gaze and look right up at at you like

i be like
keep playing and ima rupture your spleen ya old bish

 

[Milk N Cookies]

This thread makes me uncomfortable. Women crazed for private parts are a liability for any corporation.

Dont like ya d1ck gettin sized up from a few feet away? Women arent going to stop because it makes you feel dirty.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

My homeboy from work is always trying to invite me to his church on some match maker shyt.

I'm single, but he's married, and on his "grown man" shyt.We have lil discussions about females & dating..typical guy shyt.

I'm a jeans & T shirt kind of guy, but he's always telling me I need to dress a lil more "sophisticated" if I want to pull a sophisticated female.

I think it's, but that's my nikka, so I hear him out.His intentions are good

nikka told me to buy a few pair of slacks and start going to church with him.He saw my face go when he mentioned slacks, but then he hit me with "nikka what you know about that 'church slacks bulge'?....That shyt be having ho's choosing..they love that shyt"


shyt was random as hell, but it kinda had me.....I think it's some truth to it

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

Yes. They do. I've lost count of how many women I've caught just staring at my junk with their mouths open all dumbfounded over the years.

I've even had women in the park notice "the bulge" talk really loud about it with their girlfriends to the point where it was damn near embarassing. ("like oh y god he has a big d*ck!")

I can't help it if I got a big junk...these women can't seem to help themselves with their stares...I guess the feeling is mutual.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Dont like ya d1ck gettin sized up from a few feet away? Women arent going to stop because it makes you feel dirty.

Why not? Why are your minds so dirty? This is holding people back from reaching their potential. Obsessions with genitalia. Its so demonic, friend.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Why not? Why are your minds so dirty? This is holding people back from reaching their potential. Obsessions with genitalia. Its so demonic, friend.

While you tryin to Chris Hansen me....im not ashamed to admit that it is

 

[Mr. Somebody]

While you tryin to Chris Hansen me....im not ashamed to admit that it is

But you should be, friend. Lets keep our minds pure before something bad happens to use. Demonic thoughts lead to demonic manifestations which lead to us becoming flattened crushed and made humble. I need you to heed this You're teetering close to the edge.