Do guys you know irl have a hard time getting laid or is that just another coli narrative?
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BlackEfron
BlackieRobinson
That's because women came into the workforce and messed the economy up
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CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
how are you getting laid if you are an introvert
Reginald Noble
Banned
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
There is a difference between not regularly getting laid, and regularly complaining about not regularly getting laid.
Cat piss martini
Veteran
it's harder for me to get a fire
ass plate than some p*ssy.
alien concept.
ass plate than some p*ssy.
alien concept.
(not so) Humble brag forthcoming...
Basically, I lay pipe in a way that most men don't. Not like I'm a brutal stallion that hits all the spots but I've heard from just about every woman I've ever slept with that I'm the best lover they've ever had. Of import is that the terminology is always the same... never the best sex or the best orgasm, but always the best "lover". It's funny because my dikk is average at best and I don't do anything really special imo. Common themes are that women tend to feel very comfortable with me and I am a very "passionate" lover. Also of note that I'm handsome, highly-intelligent, and in pretty good shape depending on the month, but not pretentious in my presentation. What it comes down to is I think women expect a good-looking dude to be self-centered and I'm not so they feel initially off-guard but then settle pretty quickly into being comfortable with me. Also I learned early on how to get inside a woman's mind.
Anyway, what this has lead to is that I can (and do) basically call any woman from the last 20 years and have her whenever I want. Single, married, out of town it doesn't matter. There are a few exceptions, but they're exceptions.
fukking for me is like sport. Whenever I go on vacation (couple times a year), I fukk a new chick. And the rest of the time I have a stable of about 40 women built over the last 20 years that are down for whatever, whenever.
Basically, just be nice to women and you'll eat.
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BocaRear
The World Is My Country, To Do Good Is My Religion
Team dry dikk checking in. Man fr it's hard balancing education, tryna get this money and staying fly and tryna get chicks, as well as getting sufficient sleep at night so I don't even be talking to females as of late 
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Between getting good grades, getting money, getting enough sleep and getting bytches; there's not enough hours in the day. You gotta sacrifice one ya smell me, and I know a lotta the young coli brehs are in a similar boat. Also I ain't tryna get into a relationship with a female and catch them feelings on some cringe shyt
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I'm just tryna smash but these chicks will only let you smash if you cuff em cause they don't want to feel like a hoe
Cuffing means spending money on dates and a bytch complaining about all sorts of shyt with crazy demands created by social media
. Between getting good grades, getting money, getting enough sleep and getting bytches; there's not enough hours in the day. You gotta sacrifice one ya smell me, and I know a lotta the young coli brehs are in a similar boat. Also I ain't tryna get into a relationship with a female and catch them feelings on some cringe shyt
,I'm just tryna smash but these chicks will only let you smash if you cuff em cause they don't want to feel like a hoe
Cuffing means spending money on dates and a bytch complaining about all sorts of shyt with crazy demands created by social media
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
I know a couple of my homeboys are virgins, they don't post on Internet forums though.
Its all internet 
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Most you brehs know that if there was serious money on the line or some other outside motivation, you could pull an 8+ if you had to.
The older you get, the easier women get
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I wouldn't know anything about that doe
.Most you brehs know that if there was serious money on the line or some other outside motivation, you could pull an 8+ if you had to.
The older you get, the easier women get
. I wouldn't know anything about that doe
Team dry dikk checking in. Man fr it's hard balancing education, tryna get this money and staying fly and tryna get chicks, as well as getting sufficient sleep at night so I don't even be talking to females as of late
Between getting good grades, getting money, getting enough sleep and getting bytches; there's not enough hours in the day. You gotta sacrifice one ya smell me, and I know a lotta the young coli brehs are in a similar boat. Also I ain't tryna get into a relationship with a female and catch them feelings on some cringe shyt
I'm just tryna smash but these chicks will only let you smash if you cuff em cause they don't want to feel like a hoe
Cuffing means spending money on dates and a bytch complaining about all sorts of shyt with crazy demands created by social media
Once you graduate, you'll see how instantly women's mindsets change. I PROMISE you.
The older you get, the easier women get
Truer words never spoken.
YoungFlyGentleman
Banned
Thecoli.com
Team dry dikk checking in. Man fr it's hard balancing education, tryna get this money and staying fly and tryna get chicks, as well as getting sufficient sleep at night so I don't even be talking to females as of late
Between getting good grades, getting money, getting enough sleep and getting bytches; there's not enough hours in the day. You gotta sacrifice one ya smell me, and I know a lotta the young coli brehs are in a similar boat. Also I ain't tryna get into a relationship with a female and catch them feelings on some cringe shyt
I'm just tryna smash but these chicks will only let you smash if you cuff em cause they don't want to feel like a hoe
Cuffing means spending money on dates and a bytch complaining about all sorts of shyt with crazy demands created by social media
Amen. Also I'm not sticking my dikk in anything that moves. That means if you less than an 8
What's a stable if you have no thoroughbreds
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