Do I slit my wrists Vertically or Horizontally?: The Official 2014 Mets Season Thread
Everybody's in first place on opening day. They got to get it while they can.
Unfortunately no. We just dont need any reminders that opening day is the only day we can sniff first place 
Captain Crunch
Veteran
Same old 72 - 78 win team.
This team will be in the WC race up until Father's Day.
I'm just going to tune in to see Wheeler; Syndergaad, and Montero.
This team will be in the WC race up until Father's Day.
I'm just going to tune in to see Wheeler; Syndergaad, and Montero.
MUCH BETTER thread title.
I have no urge to watch at all this season, Sandy, Fred, and Jeff can go fukk themselves.
Matt Harvey's rehab >>> this years NY Mess
Ah, hi....guys...I'm lookin' to follow the...um...the Mets, this season.Geeze....
bros, i don't want to root for 75% of this roster.
Here are the players I want to see succeed - Wright, Wheeler, Gee, Mejia, Familia, Lagares, I guess Parnell, and d'Arnaud despite the fact he absolutely reeks of bust and has a stupid face.
Here are the players I want to succeed, but wouldn't give 2 shyts if they were dealt - Murph, Niese, Ike, I guess Recker
Here are the new players I fully expect to be worse than the opto's expect - Granderson, Colon, C. Young, Valverde... so, all of them.
Here are the players I don't enjoy watching play baseball - the Rest
Here are the players I want to see succeed - Wright, Wheeler, Gee, Mejia, Familia, Lagares, I guess Parnell, and d'Arnaud despite the fact he absolutely reeks of bust and has a stupid face.
Here are the players I want to succeed, but wouldn't give 2 shyts if they were dealt - Murph, Niese, Ike, I guess Recker
Here are the new players I fully expect to be worse than the opto's expect - Granderson, Colon, C. Young, Valverde... so, all of them.
Here are the players I don't enjoy watching play baseball - the Rest
this is my photoshop btw. i made it for some cornball "article" i wrote for theheckler.com years ago[/QUOTE]