Do we have a joke thread?

[Scustin Bieburr]

"Why do camels like Wednesday?"







It's hump day







Why do eggs make bad comedians?







they crack up at their own jokes

 

[Complexion]

Most of them already are.

 

[Complexion]

On topic I always found this one about the missing cat and photoshop shenanigans wildly entertaining:

Missing Missy

"I'm extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears."

27bslash6.com

"It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space."

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

never said I dislike cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping and bought a pair of expensive boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails really short. Unfortunately, I lost all feeling in my feet and stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & Coke onto his 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a floor speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.

 

[Born Rich]

what did the pony with the sore throat say before giving his speech?…












sorry, I’m a little hoarse



how did the three legged turtle cross the road?…













remove the “f” from free and the “f” from way…