Do we have any millionaires on thecoli?

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Breh its kinda rough. I just bought our tickets to fiji... every day thousands evaporating.

The annoying thing is that when youre under contract to purchase, the mortgage company snd underwriters will ask you to explain every large purchase you make. Ive had to write them letters explaining that im paying for a fukking wedding ffs! :damn:


I damn near got hypertension.

Daily calls on some ....:mjpls:.

I own a rental prop that I took a loss on depreciation and they acted like I committed murder 1.



I'm plus 100k in my crib in 19, so to the victors go the spoils.
 

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Breh its kinda rough. I just bought our tickets to fiji... every day thousands evaporating.

The annoying thing is that when youre under contract to purchase, the mortgage company snd underwriters will ask you to explain every large purchase you make. Ive had to write them letters explaining that im paying for a fukking wedding ffs! :damn:
So much of underwriting is bullshyt.:martin:
 

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I would be a millionaire if I could deduct all my OnlyFans/CashApp contributions
 

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I am. Here's picture evidence of it
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All those are Hundreds. Every bill. The whole million isn't on the table cause the two escorts that were counting and running them through the IV scanner didn't want to be photographed for obvious reasons.:ehh:
 
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