I'm probably going to be one in the near future. Any advice would appreciated

None of ya damn businesswhats the story with the childs mother?

you didn't think this question would be asked when you made this thread?None of ya damn business![]()

Nah I'm serious. Read my initial postYou guys worried about fukking random broads while having a kid or you serious about life as a single father?
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I KNEW it would be asked but that's irrelevantyou didn't think this question would be asked when you made this thread?![]()
if you can afford it take parenting classes I take my twins and we a have great time.

You have kids?![]()
Yes.. Problem?
I didn't know you had kids, so I was like
. What's being a father like? Is it easy sailing or do you always feel pressure?
Do your kids have Nigerian names? 
NoI didn't know you had kids, so I was like
. What's being a father like? Is it easy sailing or do you always feel pressure?
Do your kids have Nigerian names?
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my life is a grinding tedium of a ghastly boring job, screaming kids plus a whining woman to come home to that kills the joy of passion. From the wonderful heady days of cuddles, kisses and spontaneous sex you find yourself on a continuous round of sponging vomit from clothes you were once proud of, sleepless nights, fawning inlaws, conversations that develop no further than brands of diapers, what name you have chosen for them, and whether the mother still has hemorrhoids. Sometimes I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning there's nothing to get up for.
