Do y’all remember the last thing y’all caught a whoopin over?

[Soda Papi]

I think the last time I ended up seeing a belt was when the police caught me and this girl skipping school

I was dreading the bus ride home cause I knew my mama was gonna tear my ass a new skin and I got beat so bad my sister had to come save me

Ever since then I think my mama just figured I was too old for that shyt and left me alone. I got my mind right and ain’t caused her too much trouble since

 

[F*ckthemkids]

are you old enough to be on this forum breh?

 

[Black Mamba]

I was 15 moved into our new house
A week in I threw a basketball into the door with glass windows in the basement

 

[Canada Goose]

I ate some skittles a human dropped for us, mama Goose saw me eat them and smacked me upside my head with her wing

 

[Sterling Archer]

3rd grade. Got an ”N” on my report card.

 

[old pig]

probably 15-16 which pisses me the fukk off cuz I was way too old to be getting fukking beatings for silly shyt…but that shyt is viewed as fukking “normal”

 

[semicko82]

I asked my mom "Why do we have to move again?"

 

[Sway]

Get whooped in ya teens brehs…

 

[Don Homer]

I ate some skittles a human dropped for us, mama Goose saw me eat them and smacked me upside my head with her wing

QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

 

[blockburna420]

I haven't got a whooping since 93

 

[Givethanks]

Playing football in my church clothes

 

[Iverson_64]

I dated a Jamaican girl when I was 13 and went to a family gathering of hers. I stepped on dogshyt on the sidewalk without knowing it. As soon as I walked in the house, her grandma saw me leaving trails of it on the floor and immediately grabbed a belt and whooped me on the spot while fussing me out in Patois.

And the whole family stood by and watched. It was super embarrassing but that was the last time I ever had a spanking.

 

[Fill Collins]

Uh,,,12? Think I hid my report card

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Ma Dukes smashed her teacup on the counter and hit me with a right hook to the jaw when I was 15. I was really shocked more than anything. She really put her all into it and that's what hurt more. Looking back she was probably projecting bigger problems onto me being a wise ass.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Nah but I stayed getting slapped down and bodyslammed by my dad as a teen.

Young Neo had a mouth on him and my dad wasn't going for it

One time my dad slapped me so hard I literally fell the the ground. Another time when he was teaching me to drive, he went upside my head.

One time he body slammed me into a wall at an event that a lot of people was at.

Thank God for my daddy. Without him, I would be a much different man today. He kept me on the straight and narrow.

I love that man.




Edit
Oh yeah, I forgot about one time when I was smelling myself and was standing there like I wanted to do something and my dad hit me in the stomach.

I doubled over and fell out on the ground like


I had never been hit that hard before