sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
My last whooping was when I got pregnant, she made me lay on my stomach so she wouldn't hurt the baby
Do y’all remember the last thing y’all caught a whoopin over?
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Nah but I stayed getting slapped down and bodyslammed by my dad as a teen.
Young Neo had a mouth on him and my dad wasn't going for it
One time my dad slapped me so hard I literally fell the the ground. Another time when he was teaching me to drive, he went upside my head.
One time he body slammed me into a wall at an event that a lot of people was at.
Thank God for my daddy. Without him, I would be a much different man today. He kept me on the straight and narrow.
I love that man.
Man....I can relate. My pops liked the throat grab to wall slam combo. But when I was 16 he was going through some mental/emotional shyt and was taking it out on the fam. He came at me like he was trying to deal out an old school ass whooping but I cocked my fist back and my fam jumped on me. My pops just
and never tried me like that again.
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Man....I can relate. My pops liked the throat grab to wall slam combo. But when I was 16 he was going through some mental/emotional shyt and was taking it out on the fam. He came at me like he was trying to deal out an old school ass whooping but I cocked my fist back and my fam jumped on me. My pops just
I stayed getting manhandled by both parents. I wasn't even a bad child, I just had a mouth on me.
One time my mom was wringing my neck my Homer Simpson. I thought that was it. Thought I was headed to the upPER roooooom
It's a good thing they got me together. Y'all think I talk reckless on the coli now. I would have been off the chain if my parents hadn't got hold to me back then
Nah but I stayed getting slapped down and bodyslammed by my dad as a teen.
Young Neo had a mouth on him and my dad wasn't going for it
One time my dad slapped me so hard I literally fell the the ground. Another time when he was teaching me to drive, he went upside my head.
One time he body slammed me into a wall at an event that a lot of people was at.
Thank God for my daddy. Without him, I would be a much different man today. He kept me on the straight and narrow.
I love that man.
Edit
Oh yeah, I forgot about one time when I was smelling myself and was standing there like I wanted to do something and my dad hit me in the stomach.
I doubled over and fell out on the ground like
I had never been hit that hard before
Man....I can relate. My pops liked the throat grab to wall slam combo. But when I was 16 he was going through some mental/emotional shyt and was taking it out on the fam. He came at me like he was trying to deal out an old school ass whooping but I cocked my fist back and my fam jumped on me. My pops just
The Half-Blood FKA Prince
Avada Kedavbreh!
I ate some skittles a human dropped for us, mama Goose saw me eat them and smacked me upside my head with her wing
We all been there greh.
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
yeah that's how that works
Last time I got beat with a belt was the first day of summer at the end of 4th grade, I egged a bunch of apartments of kids I had 'beef' with at my bus stop and some randoms. I got picked up by the apartment manager walking home but talked my way out of it, she had no proof it was me. She called my mom who was out, my mom checked the egg carton and whooped my ass for a solid hour and a half,
she said I couldn't play gamecube for the entire summer, I loved reading though so she let up around julyI still don't know why I did that shyt
Oh I’m a cac now huh?In the black community, we get disciplined. White folks don't know nothing about that
Right, and these mfs over here getting manhandled.I won’t front, my folks never had to whoop me or it happened so rarely I can’t recall it
I was a chill kid
FrontoBama
U Can’t Reach The Sun
Nah but I remember the point my father realized I couldn’t fistfight me no more.
2010. Massive Project X type teenager riot in Times Square on Easter.
I was told no-go on Easter, you in the house. Ima keep you out that whiteman jail! I slid off, the madness made the news and when I got back my father press me on the walk-in, pushing me and all that typa shyt. Eventually I just hit the “If You want we can shake, it’s whatever” now any other time he would punch through my chest like Picollo but on this day in 2010 when I’m all of that 190 6 foot and rowdy….He hit the
up to that point every 6 months or so we would get into a fight over mayonnaise or mustard kr some domestic shyt like that and end up wrestling or he might punch me in the chest, but I think today was like when u realize that baby lion is still a mf lion up under dere.
We never had no physical confrontations after that and i never lost respect for the OG still..I think it’s likely I’ll have a similar standoff with my child one day.
2010. Massive Project X type teenager riot in Times Square on Easter.
I was told no-go on Easter, you in the house. Ima keep you out that whiteman jail! I slid off, the madness made the news and when I got back my father press me on the walk-in, pushing me and all that typa shyt. Eventually I just hit the “If You want we can shake, it’s whatever” now any other time he would punch through my chest like Picollo but on this day in 2010 when I’m all of that 190 6 foot and rowdy….He hit the
up to that point every 6 months or so we would get into a fight over mayonnaise or mustard kr some domestic shyt like that and end up wrestling or he might punch me in the chest, but I think today was like when u realize that baby lion is still a mf lion up under dere.
We never had no physical confrontations after that and i never lost respect for the OG still..I think it’s likely I’ll have a similar standoff with my child one day.
daemonova
hit it, & I didn't go Erykah Badu crazy, #yallmad
Ninth grade, cac took my brother's Gameboy out my locker. How he know the combination?
Four months earlier I told the cac i had his locker in eighth grade, knew the combination and everything. He denied it but apparently it was true. Literally the dumbest decision I ever made.
Later on I was beefing with some other bus riding niccas over super Nintendo games. For a fee, the cac had learned the combination of my ninth grade locker, broke Into it and took my brother's Gameboy and sold it to them. Some other bus riding niccas told me about what happened weeks later.
While in ninth grade my and the same cac got into in English class over an unrelated issue, and he got me isolated from the rest of the class.
Junior year I was waiting for the activity bus after a detention, cac came up front and asked me a question like we was best friends. I should have beat the tit having cac to a pulp (he had a condition where he had breasts in eighth grade, it's on Wikipedia, he wasn't fat), but I let him live.
Four months earlier I told the cac i had his locker in eighth grade, knew the combination and everything. He denied it but apparently it was true. Literally the dumbest decision I ever made.
Later on I was beefing with some other bus riding niccas over super Nintendo games. For a fee, the cac had learned the combination of my ninth grade locker, broke Into it and took my brother's Gameboy and sold it to them. Some other bus riding niccas told me about what happened weeks later.
While in ninth grade my and the same cac got into in English class over an unrelated issue, and he got me isolated from the rest of the class.
Junior year I was waiting for the activity bus after a detention, cac came up front and asked me a question like we was best friends. I should have beat the tit having cac to a pulp (he had a condition where he had breasts in eighth grade, it's on Wikipedia, he wasn't fat), but I let him live.
ScoopNScore
8man
daemonova
hit it, & I didn't go Erykah Badu crazy, #yallmad
Oh, yeah, my mother used an extension cord, left nice little horseshoe scars all over my body, when the yt folks at one school started asking too many questions, she transferred me to another.
She had a plank but me and my brother hid that shiet in the front yard somewhere.
She had a plank but me and my brother hid that shiet in the front yard somewhere.