Do y’all remember the last thing y’all caught a whoopin over?

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

I seriously don’t remember
I was either 12 or 13 and I grabbed the belt ma dukes was using
If you black you know that’s a no no
But that was the last whoopin that day
Two years later I came in the house late and didn’t do any chores
Was outside doing hoodrat things with my hoodrat friends
Came in the house and she three pieced me in my chest and dared me to hit her
Expeditiously kicked out the house to my dads”temporary apartment”
nikka was running from something back In Sacramento
Til this day I think it was over some drug shyt
So he fled to Katy( I was living in Coral Gables on Beechnut in Houston)
Stayed a grand total of three days with him
Back to ma dukes I went
That day I made a vow that if I ever had kids
I would never put them in a situation like that
And I’ve kept my word even though I’m seriously fukked in the head behind my past
But I’ve come a long ass way

 

[Easy-E]

Shoplifting from Wal-Mart at like 12

My parent's just got divorced and I was alone at home for an extended time, after school, alone for the first time in my life

I was fukked up mentally and rode my bike around

Some how, shoplifting just became a thing

Usually magazines, but, I graduated to CDs and video games in Wal-Marts

What's fukked up...the time I got caught, I actually didn't have anything and wasn't stealing, they followed me to the bathroom and found something in a stall and thought I stole it

I don't even remember them finding anything on me

But, they called my father; he whooped my ass and kicked me out to my mother's house



The most fukked up time during my childhood

 

[thaKEAF]

When I was 12. Walking home from school on the wrong side of the street. I was supposed to cross with the crossing guard for safety but I got caught with my friends damn near at the house on the wrong side

I guess she knew it was time to stop that shyt because after that I felt different, like I was too big for her to be trying to whoop me and was chirping back which I never did in the past.

 

[Reptile]

15. Stole a danish from 7 Eleven...

 

[Swiggy]

I didn’t get on the bus to school, so i could play TMNT 2: The Arcade Game on NES. Shorty got clapped up, but I thought it was worth it

 

[Mac Ten]

My Mom whopped me for stealing Crayons out of her friend's car when I was 5. Her friend let her borrow the car for the day. It was a Tan 2001 Mazda 626.


I took the Crayons thinking that I wasn't gonna get caught but her friend(Lady name was Ms. Nikki. She was Brown skinned and wore Braces) called and said that her daughter's Crayons were missing from the backseat so my Mom walked into the room and saw me with the Crayons and whipped me with a belt and then called my Dad. My Dad scolded me on the phone and taught me about the word stealing and how it was bad. I gave the Crayons and my Mom made me write a apology letter to Ms. Nikki and her daughter.


A another time, my Mom punched me in my nose back in 1st Grade for calling my little sister a Barfhead after I was watching Teen Titans one evening. She punched me so hard that I was bleeding. May I remind you that it was a school morning back in Fall 2003. To add insult to injury, she called my Dad on me.


My Dad was picking me up from school anyways. Normally, he would have dropped me off at my Grandmother's house but he drove me around with him and had a conversation with me about name calling and being rude to my Mom, saying excuse me rather than bless you when sneezing and coughing. It was a decent afternoon and my Dad did all this while riding around and playing Jay-Z's Vol 2 during the ride.

My Dad died but my Mom and me have repaired our relationship. Rather than hold a grudge, I hugged her and we both apologized.

 

[Splash]

My Mom whopped me for stealing Crayons out of her friend's car when I was 5. Her friend let her borrow the car for the day. It was a Tan 2001 Mazda 626.


I took the Crayons thinking that I wasn't gonna get caught but her friend(Lady name was Ms. Nikki. She was Brown skinned and wore Braces) called and said that her daughter's Crayons were missing from the backseat so my Mom walked into the room and saw me with the Crayons and whipped me with a belt and then called my Dad. My Dad scolded me on the phone and taught me about the word stealing and how it was bad. I gave the Crayons and my Mom made me write a apology letter to Ms. Nikki and her daughter.


A another time, my Mom punched me in my nose back in 1st Grade for calling my little sister a Barfhead after I was watching Teen Titans one evening. She punched me so hard that I was bleeding. May I remind you that it was a school morning back in Fall 2003. To add insult to injury, she called my Dad on me.


My Dad was picking me up from school anyways. Normally, he would have dropped me off at my Grandmother's house but he drove me around with him and had a conversation with me about name calling and being rude to my Mom, saying excuse me rather than bless you when sneezing and coughing. It was a decent afternoon and my Dad did all this while riding around and playing Jay-Z's Vol 2 during the ride.

My Dad died but my Mom and me have repaired our relationship. Rather than hold a grudge, I hugged her and we both apologized.

She punched you in the face?!

 

[Mac Ten]

She punched you in the face?!

Yeah. Meant to hit me in the chest...

My Mom was angry and stressed. No hard feelings.