Do y’all sit bare ass on public toilets??

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I did for the first time ever, last week. I ate some shyt that I shouldn't have and had to pull into the Marriott to take a sh1t. I just made it. I put the wax paper thing down but it ripped and fell into the toilet. Before I could put another one down, my bowels exploded and I had no choice but to sit my bare ass on the seat.

Ain't that some ill shyt bout going to the bathroom?

You can have to go BAD for an hour and hold it no problem but soon as u get to a bathroom now all of a sudden u can't hold it anymore :stopitslime:

One of the many ways nature hit us with the :troll: :umad:
 

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My work bathrooms got Lysol spray cans in most stalls. I use that then out the seat cover with 2 layers of toilet paper on top of the seat covers. Men especially cac males are nasty AF. Many still go to stalls ans urinals and leave bathroom w/o washing their hands.
 

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I don't take shyts in public bathrooms, I hold that shyt until I get home unless I have no choice. I do cover the seats with tissue or whatever is there. My job has seat covers fortunately but cacs don't give af :scust:
 

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at my previous job they had hand disinfectant cream so I cleaned to seat with that.

Otherwise I just clean the seat with toilet paper first and then go to business :yeshrug:

last time I had the major shyts :francis: and rushed to a public bathroom and the toilets were like this

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I almost cried because I was about to shat myself and that seat was WET AND NASTY :mjcry::mjcry:
 

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This was low key an exposure thread...

some of these answers tho

:gucci:

I’d definitely shyt myself before my cheeks make contact with a public toilet
 

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I was downtown and had to go quite a ways from home.

found a nice underground mall in the financial district. washrooms were clean as fukk :ahh:

recently worked on home renovation and I wouldn't touch the portable... had to hold my ish for a whole day one time :mjcry:
 

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So I’m at work right... stomach rumbling a little bit... So I hit the bathroom. Normally when I’m in the bathroom handling business, I like to listen to music… But this time I left my headphones on my desk to charge. So I’m in the stall and my ears are active.... Heard buddy bust in the bathroom and going in his stall....
Hurried footsteps...
His Stall door flinging open & latched behind him...
Clothes rustling...
then the sound of flesh hitting porcelain...

*PLAP*


No toilet tissue?
No toilet preparation?
You just going straight in like you’re at home?

& this all happened quickly... and I’m just going by what I heard. But is this common?

people bare ass toilets outchea?
:scusthov:
Nice descriptive posting lol
 

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So I’m at work right... stomach rumbling a little bit... So I hit the bathroom. Normally when I’m in the bathroom handling business, I like to listen to music… But this time I left my headphones on my desk to charge. So I’m in the stall and my ears are active.... Heard buddy bust in the bathroom and going in his stall....
Hurried footsteps...
His Stall door flinging open & latched behind him...
Clothes rustling...
then the sound of flesh hitting porcelain...

*PLAP*

No toilet tissue?
No toilet preparation?
You just going straight in like you’re at home?

& this all happened quickly... and I’m just going by what I heard. But is this common?

people bare ass toilets outchea?
:scusthov:

Yes and sometimes that grosses me out more than the restroom itself

Then some of them have the nerve to come out of the stall before I'm done washing my hands

Motherfukker have some shame, I dont wanna see you, dont leave that stall until I leave the restroom

:mjtf:
 
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