Do Y'all Sleep With Your Dogs?

Dzali OG

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Had a declawed Himalayan cat once. bytch tried jump in bed with my wife and I once. I woke up out a cold sleep and open hand smacked that bytch clear cross the room. bytch was flying like a Frisbee for like 10 feet. Landed on its feet and took off downstairs. Never tried it again...while I was around. Can't lie, part of me felt like a a$$hole.
 

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Had a declawed Himalayan cat once. bytch tried jump in bed with my wife and I once. I woke up out a cold sleep and open hand smacked that bytch clear cross the room. bytch was flying like a Frisbee for like 10 feet. Landed on its feet and took off downstairs. Never tried it again...while I was around. Can't lie, part of me felt like a a$$hole.
Cats are cool and all, but they really have no place sleeping in bed. Cat fur everywhere, litter from their toes get into things.....
 
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Buncha damn liars in here :mjlol:

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A meaningful relationship with a pet is something you cat owners will never scratch the surface of, so of course stuff like this seems foreign to folk like you, hence why it gotta be a lie in your Trichinosis riddled brain.​
 

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No dogs now, but we kept a dog growing up and the dogs we had stayed outside at all times. Kept a cat too, and they stayed in the house. My cat never wanted to be on the bed. Guess he cherished his space just like we did. Part of the reason I prefer cats now.
 

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I got a coworker that lets her dogs sleep in the bed with her.. and shorty got only ONE bedsheet :russ::scust:
 

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Everyone roasting her in the comments section “just say you are using the dogs to avoid intimacy with your husband” :beli:
 

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A dog is a living animal, not a teddy bear.

MF should stay his ass in his own bed :camby:

If I'm dating a woman that does this, aint no second date.
 

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:laff: look at her husband's face. He was actually in bed, prepare go to sleep until the dogs jumped on the bed and he was like :beli: for the whole time.
 
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