Do y'all's parents try to make you remember family members you genuinely do not know?

Dont@Me

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Mom: do you remember your cousin Fred?

Me: :patrice: no

Mom: come on! You remember your cousin Fred! :dahell:

Me: oooooh! :ooh: you mean FRED! :ohhh:
(:rudy: )

Mom: yea....well, he died :mjcry:

Me: oh. RIP :yeshrug:







If I don't act like I know them, then my parents would just keep gaslighting me into thinking I remember some random family member i met 30 years ago when I was a kid, and they would just keep telling me "you remember!" Like that's gonna help :why:
 

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lol, my parents, particularly my dad, love reporting who died. like bruh, ok, that cousin i met once at the reunion in 2002? :dahell:
I know this shyt all too well

Him: You know your cousin Petey died

Me: who is Petey? :dahell:

Him: your second cousin once removed. Cousin Betty’s son
:what:

Me: who is cousin Betty? :what:
 

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:deadrose: My pops every time I talk to him.

And he’s one of those country g’s too that constantly say ā€œyou hear me? You hear me folks?ā€

I never remember or know any of the people either lol
 

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My pops does that shyt all the fukking time.

Calling these mother fukkers out by nickname and shyt.

"You remember Man man? Traneice's cousin?"

How the fukk am I supposed to know--Nah, I don't pops. :dahell:

It's always someone who lives out of state too. Georgia most likely. I haven't been to GA in YEARS
 

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Yeah but I remember all my blood relatives. They do this with people who we aren’t actually related to but are ā€œuncleā€ or ā€œauntā€
That would be impossible for me on my pops side. My great grandparents were first cousins and they had 13 kids who all had a bunch of kids who all had a bunch of kids and so on. My pops got first cousins who were old as hell when he was a kid. There’s prolly 1,000s of us thru out Maryland
 
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