When I sneeze I sound like a 1995 Accord starting
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Mine sound like
HEEEEEEEHTHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPBBBBBBBB
spit and snot everywhere. 
I love the feeling of a powerful sneeze.spit and snot everywhere.
I plug my nose and stifle my sneezes. shyt feel like my ovaries ruptured![]()
Even at work?I sneeze out "fuuck!"
Bad habit of mine![]()

Mine is CHOO HAAAAAA
people say im a weirdo![]()

I work at an after hours strip clubEven at work?![]()

I say 'Ha-chee--' because i pinch my nose when i sneeze. My sister and daddy be like 'AAAAAA-HHHHHH CCCCCHHHHHHHOOOO!!!!!' on some Kame-hame ha level sneezing.
Yell sneezing so loud they can shatter glass and wake the dead
