Do you care about their S/O's faith?

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It's irrelevant to me. My uncles and aunts span many religions and married inter-religiously.
 

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Most of them view hesitation as weakness and try to convert you :yes: Next time a female asks 'do you believe in god' hit her with some :pacspit: then a :pachaha: after you say F her and her religion. Proceed to KIM


The worst thing that happened to me was this old biddy felt the need to pray for me in public because I asked her wrinkled ass a question she couldn't answer :facepalm:

Disgusting!

lmao, I Mean I Respect Other Peoples Religion, Whatever They Choose To Be But I Guess You Gotta Be Disrespectful Sometimes Cuz They Just Dont Get The Message That You Just Dont Give A fukk
 

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I Got A Story For Ya'll, This Was A Few Years Ago, But I'll Never Forget lol

Get Ya Popcorn Ready

I Seen This Chick One Day At A Pizza Shop I Haven't Seen In Awhile, She Was Looking Good, So We Chatted It Up, I Got Her Number And We Casually Texted For A Lil While

So After A Few Convos I Ask Her Out And She Says "You Know What, Is It Cool If You Meet Me After School On Saturday Afternoon And We Can Get A Bite To Eat After That?" I Was Like "Yeah Sure, No Prob Sounds Cool"

So Saturday Comes, I Meet This Chick In Midtown, Greet Her, It's A Gorgous Summer Day So We Walk And Talk And I Say "So What Are You In The Mood For?" And She Goes, "Oh Well...Im Not Really That Hungry, Can We Stop At McDonalds Real Fast...?

Im Like ".......McDonalds? Really?" :heh:

She Goes "Yeah Im Really Not Hungry At All, There's One Right Around The Block"

So We Go To McDonalds, Sit To Eat And Chat And She Says "Lemme Ask You A Question....Do You Believe In God...?"

It Was All Downhill From There :mindblown:

Im Not Rude So I Let Her Talk, And Boy Did She Talk, The Casual Conversation Went Out The Window And This Chick Was Strictly Bible Talk From There On Out, To The Point That She Even PULLED OUT HER HIGHLIGHTED BIBLE TO POINT OUT THE THINGS SHE WAS SAYING

Im Thinking "Ok This Was A Flop, Cant Wait To Get The fukk Outta Here"

That's When She Hit Me With "The Bible Group I Meet With Starts In About 15 Mins, Come With Me, Just See What It's Like And See How You Like It" I Hit Her With Some Weak, Unprepared "Ehh I Dunno" Excuse And She Wasn't Tryna Here It, In Short I Got Dragged To This Place.

When We Get There It's So fukking Akward, All These Young Adult Christians Looking At Me Wide Eyed Like I Was About To Join Their Cult, On Some "We Got A New One!"

I Seriously Contemplated Running Out Of There But I Thought, "You Know What? Lemme Just Take This L With Dignity And I'll Never Have To Come Back To This Place Again"

I Sit Down In The Main Room And The Chick Says "I'll Be Right Back".....The bytch NEVER Returned Brehs, That's The Last Time I Ever Seen Her lmao

So This Guy Approaches Me, Early 30's, Asks Me Questions About My "Beliefs" And Says "Follow Me" And Takes Me To This Desk With A Blackboard In Front Of It And Starts Trying To Sell Me On His Religion

It Got To A Point Where He Says "If You Want To Convert RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW And Give Your Life Over To Jesus Christ I Can Give You A Baptism RIGHT NOW, Just Say The Word" Im Like "......... :wtf: "

He Then Shows Me This fukking Weird Ass Room With All This Jesus shyt And A fukking Small Tub That They Dunk You In

Dude Was Trying So Hard, I Kept Refusing, I Even Told The Motherfukka That I Was Baptized When I Was Young And It Would Be Highly Disrespectful To My Family To Do It Again Randomly With Somebody I Dont Even Know

This Did Not Phase Him :birdman:

After Me Getting Damn Near Heated He Gave Up And Told Me If I Wanted To Go I Can Go But To Keep My Mind Open And Keep Jesus In Mind BLAH BLAH BLAH

I Got The fukk Outta There At This Point, And Like I Said I Didnt Even SEE The bytch I Came In With

She Called Me Later On Some "Im Sorry If You Felt Ambushed", I Was So Furious But I Just Told Her "You Know What That Was Real fukked Up etc.."

Never Spoke To The bytch Again, She Texted Me Like Twice Since Then And I Never Answer

That Was The Day I Realized How Much Of A Cult Religion Can Be, It's So fukking Sick And These People Think The're Saving The World, It's Disgusting
haha, they baited you with a good looking chick...

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When We Get There It's So fukking Akward, All These Young Adult Christians Looking At Me Wide Eyed Like I Was About To Join Their Cult, On Some "We Got A New One!"


Dude Was Trying So Hard, I Kept Refusing, I Even Told The Motherfukka That I Was Baptized When I Was Young And It Would Be Highly Disrespectful To My Family To Do It Again Randomly With Somebody I Dont Even Know

This Did Not Phase Him :birdman:



:dead: @ this whole story but especially the above :laff:
 

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haha, they baited you with a good looking chick...

The Funny Thing Is When I Got There (And I Kid You Not), There Were Like 3 Other Girls, One White, One Black, And Another Spanish Girl, All Good Looking, The White Girl Looked Like A bytch You Would See On "The Hills" Or Some shyt

They Probably Were Using These bytches As Bait :ehh:
 

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lmao, I Mean I Respect Other Peoples Religion, Whatever They Choose To Be But I Guess You Gotta Be Disrespectful Sometimes Cuz They Just Dont Get The Message That You Just Dont Give A fukk

You have too!

From my experience Christians are the only ones that will try to convert you, so I automatically hit them with the :pacspit: followed by the middle finger.....:manny:

I have no qualms with the others, they'll simply give you insight into their religion and leave well enough alone. Allowing you to do with the information as you please....
 

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The Funny Thing Is When I Got There (And I Kid You Not), There Were Like 3 Other Girls, One White, One Black, And Another Spanish Girl, All Good Looking, The White Girl Looked Like A bytch You Would See On "The Hills" Or Some shyt

They Probably Were Using These bytches As Bait :ehh:

They got out kryptonites handy :noah:
 

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:heh: @ dis nikka KologeroBx's story soundin like some shyt from Blade. Str8 setcho ass up. Dat hoe was a mufukkin familiar breh.
 

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They got out kryptonites handy :noah:

They Has Every Color Of The Rainbow Covered Too :mjpls:

Be Careful Brehs, My Only Advice Is If You Meet A Chick With Big Breasts Who Keep Them Completely Covered Up, Just Walk Away
 

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Yeah, cause it wouldn't work if her beliefs were too different from mine. I'd probably offend her a lot and that would cause a lot of unnecessary strain on the both of us in the long run.
 

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They Has Every Color Of The Rainbow Covered Too :mjpls:

Be Careful Brehs, My Only Advice Is If You Meet A Chick With Big Breasts Who Keep Them Completely Covered Up, Just Walk Away

But seriously tho that shyt is foul. I blame the chicks more than the dudes.

As a matter of fact i have a similar story that didnt involve the ambush. This chick i met back in like 99 invited me to go on a date. I showed up and this broad took me to church. Like that was the first part of the date. I remember her sitting there looking at me with a smirk like :russ:

I played it cool. Afterwards we went out to dinner and that was that. My father passed away the following sunday and i havent been to church since.
 

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Going through this right now. My GF is religious :snoop:

The crazy thing is, shorty is pretty much perfect. It's why I'm just gonna take my L on the whole religious tip. Been to church for the 1st time in over a decade.

Can't front though, her church be singing their assess off :obama:

Crazy part is if I wanted to, I could probably "convert" her to agnosticism at least. But Ima let her cook for a little bit
 

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I've gained many 'acquaintances' due to my religious curiosity. No one was ever turned off because I don't have a denomination (except on the innanets of course :dry: )

The last individual I met was Jewish. We'd go to Barnes & Noble and he would read me different scriptures out of the Torah and had me very intrigued about the 5 books of Moses. I wasn't interested in him romantically, more so what he taught me.

As with many things in life, it depends on the mentality of individuals involved. After a few conversations you'll know if pursuing someone romantically is a waste of time or not.

that word :mjpls:
 
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