Do You Ever Have To Fight The Urge To Simp??????

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For example let's say you're seeing a chick...

Shes hot.. Cute, body bangin and all that..

She's nice.. Pleasant attitude.. Got the whole "good girl" vibe going..She's low key.. Minimal social media activity etc..

Sex is good.. Shes no pro and she doesn't do everything right but its good enough

Never asks for anything and on top of that always trying to do something for you, cook, give you shyt ..

You're not the type that's easily finessed by a woman and her charms... But are there times you be fukkin with one and be like damn I wanna give this bytch five dollars so bad :snoop:
 

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Yes:mjcry:

I’ve gotten MUCH better since my teen years. Some of the stupid shyt I did makes me want to throw up when I think about it:snoop:



Same here :francis:


I have a LOT more composure than my teen years but every now and then when a bag a chick that I have no business being with I'll pour it on a lil too thick :francis:
 

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Was tryna talk to this one chick but she wasnt feeling me due to a pretty big age gap but i said fukk it imma try anyway :mjgrin:

I bought her an ipod back when ipods were.popping then she was like... "thank you so much but i can't play this in my car" (before aux cables were that common)

Took her to a car shop and asked how much it would be to have an aux port installed. Dude told me i would have to get a new stereo.

He gave me the price.... :francis:
i looked at her.... :sadcam:
She looked at me... :usure:
I looked at him....:mjcry:
He looked at me....:mjlol:


Ended up doing it for her.

Number of times i got to hit off all this simping??? 0

:francis:
 
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Ya'll don't even know the definitions of the terms ya'll be using. It's only simping if the energy isn't returned.

God forbid you are nice to a woman that's nice to you.

Those of us who have TRULY lived the Simp life know EXACTLY what the definition is thank you very much.

This has NOTHING to do with being “nice” to
Women. Any relationship you are in should have good communication and positive vibes.

Simping is going out of your natural character or overextending yourself in the hopes of gaining the love and respect of a woman who simply wasn’t into you in the first place.

Its being stuck in the friendzone and thinking that if you show her how different you are from the other a$$holes who gave her nothing but dikk and bubblegum and sent her home crying to her pillow every night while memorizing every word to Lauryn Hill’s Ex-Factor, she’ll wise up and choose you

Its allowing YOURSELF to forgo warning signs of her being manipulative, flakey, or flighty because you used to spend hours sitting on a bench overlooking a beautiful sunset talking about your hopes and dreams while holding hands and her telling you how she feels you two are “soul-mates”.

Its about holding in that spirit crushing pain of watching her date and smash the next dude because she wants to live her life and have fun while she’s young and she feels like a relationship with you would be too “safe” for her at this particular time in your life. So you stubbornly, stupidly, against ALL logic stick around, being her “listening buddy”. Her “study partner”. Her “best male friend” whom she can fall asleep on your shoulder with the reassurance that nothing will happen until she gets the text from the Alpha nikka and had to jet. Meanwhile you are stuck at the dorm/apartment/crib masturbating to Vivica Fox and Halle Berry’s sex scenes in Why Do Fools Fall In Love while she’s getting her back BLOWN ALL THE WAY OUT by Tyrone the weed dealer.


You see simping almost has NOTHING to do with the woman herself, and everything to do with the unrealistically romanticized fantasy that we have allowed ourselves to fall into regarding the pedestal we have placed this woman on. Its about refusing to be up on game, ignoring every sign and sympton, being addicted to replaying out the Usher “U Got It Bad” dance in the rain routine because the pain and disappointment of yet another unrequited love interest has become the reality. It is not a flaw of women.

It is a flaw of SELF. And thats what makes it so disgusting and vile. It is a self inflicted disease from which only the strongest have the tenacity to admit and move on from.
 

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Was tryna talk to this one chick but she wasnt feeling me due to a pretty big age gap but i said fukk it imma try anyway :mjgrin:

I bought her an ipod back when ipods were.popping then she was like... "thank you so much but i can't play this in my car" (before aux cables were that common)

Took her to a car shop and asked how much it would be to have an aux port installed. Dude told me i would have to get a new stereo.

He gave me the price.... :francis:
i looked at her.... :sadcam:
She looked at me... :usure:
I looked at him....:mjcry:
He looked at me....:mjlol:


Ended up doing it for her.

Number of times i got to hit off all this simping??? 0

:francis:
Dammmmnnnnnn that's pretty bad. Lol
 

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Those of us who have TRULY lived the Simp life know EXACTLY what the definition is thank you very much.

This has NOTHING to do with being “nice” to
Women. Any relationship you are in should have good communication and positive vibes.

Simping is going out of your natural character or overextending yourself in the hopes of gaining the love and respect of a woman who simply wasn’t into you in the first place.

Its being stuck in the friendzone and thinking that if you show her how different you are from the other a$$holes who gave her nothing but dikk and bubblegum and sent her home crying to her pillow every night while memorizing every word to Lauryn Hill’s Ex-Factor, she’ll wise up and choose you

Its allowing YOURSELF to forgo warning signs of her being manipulative, flakey, or flighty because you used to spend hours sitting on a bench overlooking a beautiful sunset talking about your hopes and dreams while holding hands and her telling you how she feels you two are “soul-mates”.

Its about holding in that spirit crushing pain of watching her date and smash the next dude because she wants to live her life and have fun while she’s young and she feels like a relationship with you would be too “safe” for her at this particular time in your life. So you stubbornly, stupidly, against ALL logic stick around, being her “listening buddy”. Her “study partner”. Her “best male friend” whom she can fall asleep on your shoulder with the reassurance that nothing will happen until she gets the text from the Alpha nikka and had to jet. Meanwhile you are stuck at the dorm/apartment/crib masturbating to Vivica Fox and Halle Berry’s sex scenes in Why Do Fools Fall In Love while she’s getting her back BLOWN ALL THE WAY OUT by Tyrone the weed dealer.


You see simping almost has NOTHING to do with the woman herself, and everything to do with the unrealistically romanticized fantasy that we have allowed ourselves to fall into regarding the pedestal we have placed this woman on. Its about refusing to be up on game, ignoring every sign and sympton, being addicted to replaying out the Usher “U Got It Bad” dance in the rain routine because the pain and disappointment of yet another unrequited love interest has become the reality. It is not a flaw of women.

It is a flaw of SELF. And thats what makes it so disgusting and vile. It is a self inflicted disease from which only the strongest have the tenacity to admit and move on from.

Thank you for the novel lol
 
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